Eeveelution Adventures

"Yo man, it's finally Winter Break! I've been waiting all year for these two weeks!", said Magmorter.

"Yeah, me too! Say, what are you planning on doing once you get home?", said Infernape.

"Chow down on some Christmas cookies while watching my favorite Christmas movie, 'Love Actually'!", said Magmorter.

"Your favorite Christmas movie is 'Love Actually'?", Infernape asked.

"Hey, it's funny and it has a good message!", said Magmorter.

"I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually Santa Claus in disguise, you obese fireball.", said Blaziken grumpily, sitting at his desk.

"Hey, I ain't obese! I'm just rounder, that's all.", said Magmorter.

"Oh whatever. Go stuff your face in cookies for all I care.", said Blaziken.

"Hey now, why you so mad, man? It's Christmas time!", said Infernape.

"Exactly, it's Christmas time! One of the worst times of the entire year!", said Blaziken.

"Hey now, that's not true! Christmas is wonderful!", said Magmorter.

"How is it wonderful?! It's cold! It's boring! The only thing people do is watch TV or boring old Christmas movies, and worst of all, this worshiping of this fat red hobo guy who breaks into children's homes and leaves crappy toys everywhere!", said Blaziken.

"Hey, that's not true! Christmas is awesome! You get presents, get to eat Christmas Cookies, get presents, watched amazing Christmas movies, get presents, and even receive overpriced Pokémon plushies every year.", said Magmorter.

"Easy for you to say. You're the kind of person to drink whole bottles of eggnog for Christmas.", said Blaziken.

"Hey, I also like hot chocolate.", said Magmorter.

"Oh whatever! Christmas is terrible! And anyone who thinks otherwise should just be boiled in their own pudding and then impaled with a wooden stick through their heart.", said Blaziken.

"Oh, quit being a Scrooge, Blaziken!", said Infernape.

"I thought he looked more like the Grinch, except red.", Magmorter.

"And you two look like dumber versions of SpongeBob and Patrick.", said Blaziken.

"Hey now, Blaziken! That's not very merry of you!", said Infernape.

"Hehe, very merry.", said Magmorter.

"Idiots like you who go around being all merry Christmas-like are so impossibly stupid! I can hardly believe there are still people who think Christmas is amazing! It's terrible. All it is an excuse for companies to sell their products to brainless lobotomite morons who gift them to their tantrum-throwing Caillou-level annoying toddlers who don't even use them! What an absolute waste of a time of the year.", said Blaziken.

"Hey now, you don't really mean that, do you?", said Infernape.

"Yeah, even I got hit hard by that.", said Magmorter.

"I meant every word.", said Blaziken.

"Come on, Blaziken. Get into the spirit! It can be really fun once you get to enjoy it.", said Infernape.

"GET OUT!!", Blaziken screamed.

"Dah! Yes sir! Sorry sir!", said Magmorter before him and Infernape darted out of the room.

"Ah, screw him! He's just a Scrooge. Let's go home.", said Magmorter.

"Yeah.", Infernape replied before the two walked away.