Eeveelution Adventures

Ch. 9: Eevee vs Golisopod

"How about you order the filet-o-fist?!", someone from behind him said.

Umbreon turned around as his brothers looked in shock by who was standing there.

"Oh no.......", Umbreon muttered.

"The hell are you guys doing here?", Vaporeon stuttered.

"Getting a bite to eat, like everyone else here!", said Druddigan.

"And just so we're clear here, Umbreon. I ain't done with you after our battle, so don't expect a walk in the park from now on.", said Golisopod.

"Yeah, ok Golisopod. Now can you please go? You're kinda ruining the mood.", said Umbreon, making his brothers' eyes widen.

"You misunderstood. We ain't settling this at school in the battle class, we're settling this right here, right now.", said Golisopod.

"The hell? What are you talking about?", said Umbreon.

"Get out from your seat, now! We're having our rematch battle now!", said Golisopod, raising his claw.

"What the hell are you doing?! Golisopod, stop!", Umbreon exclaimed.

"Why don't you make me? Come on Umbreon, or else these claws will give you the biggest poison of your whole life!", said Golisopod.

"Oh hell no.", said Eevee, getting up from her seat and walking over to them.

"Eevee, what the hell are you doing?! Get back in your seat!", Vaporeon whispered.

"No one threatens my brothers. I'm gonna end this stupid shellfish's whole career!", said Eevee.

"Eevee, listen to your brother! Get back in your seat!", said Ms. Glaceon, but it was too late.

"Hey you, fata**!", said Eevee.

Golisopod looked over at Eevee, angered by what she had just called him.

"Leave my brother alone.", said Eevee.

"Aw, how cute. Your little sister actually wants to help you!", said Golisopod.

"I'm serious, you overgrown scaly selfish b****.", said Eevee.

"Ok, now you just became more annoying than you are cute.", said Golisopod.

"And you're just as ugly as Norman the puppet from Interpol.", said Eevee.

"Excuse me?!", Golisopod yelled.

"Eevee, stop.....", Flareon muttered.

"Why don't you go back to where you came from while I teach your brother here what happens when you mess with Golisopod.", said Golisopod.

"Why don't you and your goons leave before I have you hit the ground harder than Gwen Stacy.", said Eevee.

"Man, she's good.", Tropius muttered.

"Very well then. I'll just beat up the both of you!", said Golisopod.

"Uh oh!", Umbreon yelled.

Golisopod then raised his claw high in the air, preparing to use poison jab on Umbreon, and as his claw came down, Umbreon leapt out of his chair to get out of the way, causing Golisopod to hit the chair, destroying it.

"Get back here, Umbreon!", said Golisopod as he prepared to run towards him.

Before he could, however, Eevee grabbed a bottle of hot sauce from the table and squirted it in Golisopod's face.

"GAH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!", said Golisopod, clutching his face.

"Oh no.....you've done it now!", said Vaporeon.