sasuke x reader one shot

♡fluff
♡low-key cringe ngl
♡modern au
♡context: sasuke is your boyfriend and suigetsu and Sai are his bestfriends.

"y/n, suigetsu and Sai have invited us for dinner tonight" sasuke says to you. you look up at him with a big grin, "suigetsu san and Sai san? I'd love to join!" sasuke raises an eyebrow at your excitement but says nothing. "what should I wear?" you ask.,"hn, you don't have to dress up too much, it's just them" he says with a shrug. "can I wear that white sundress?" you ask. "hn, if you're comfortable with it you can wear it" sasuke says.
*time skip to evening*
"y/n are you ready yet?" sasuke asks you, sounding slightly impatient. "I don't know which footwear to wear, nothing matches" you whine. "just wear anything, you look good in everything anyways" sasuke says. "sh-shut up" you mumble, clearly flustered. you finally get dressed, "finally, you look beautiful love" sasuke says, looking you up and down with an appreciative gaze. "you sure know how to flatter a woman," you say. "I only care about flattering my woman" sasuke says and takes your hand, "Now give me a twirl." you do a little twirl for him. "my my, how did I get so lucky?" he gushes. your face heats up and you look away, suddenly finding the living room walls interesting. sasuke grabs your chin and makes you look at me, "between life and death, there are your beautiful eyes" He says sincerely. "sasuke kun, you always know what to say to make my heart do somersaults" you say. "I aim to please, my lady" he says, kissing the your knuckles. "Let's go now? suigetsu san and Sai san must be waiting for us," you say. sasuke takes your hand takes you to their place. he can't help but notice the gentle sway of your hips as you walk, the soft click of your footwear, the scent of your hair, the feeling of your hand in his. your presence fills his senses completely. "sasuke kun, do you think suigetsu san and Sai san are gay for each other?" you ask, making him laugh loudly, a rare sound that fills your lungs. "y/n, I'm pretty sure they are straight" sasuke says, still laughing. "you can never be too sure with them" you giggle. sasuke chuckles and shakes his head. y'all reach their place. suigetsu and Sai welcome you warmly. "how is my half girlfriend? you took your sweet time coming here" suigetsu says to you with a smirk. "what do you mean by half girlfriend?!" sasuke asks to suigetsu. "she is your girlfriend, you're my bestfriend. that means she is my half girlfriend" suigetsu says, clearly amused by sasuke's reaction. you're about to speak but sai does before you can, "suigetsu, stop bothering them" Sai says sternly. you squeeze sasuke's hand reassuringly as the other two serve food. y'all have dinner together. you talk about various things with suigetsu while Sai and sasuke eat quietly. "would you like some drinks, we have whiskey and red wine" Sai says politely. you look at sasuke, unsure if you should drink or not. "I'll have whiskey" sasuke says, "me too" you and suigetsu say in unison. sasuke could sense the bond forming between you and suigetsu and he wasn't very happy about it. Sai serves the whiskey to everyone and y'all start drinking. 3 drinks later, you're completely wasted. "she has quite low alcohol tolerance" Sai says to suigetsu. "Yeah, she rarely drinks. it's just her and her chocolate milk" sasuke replies. "sasuke kun, is that our baby?" you say drunkenly. "That's Sai and suigetsu" sasuke says with a chuckle. "we have to tuck them in, it's past their bedtime" you slur drunkenly. "I'd love to be tucked in by you" suigetsu says to you. you start singing a lullaby loudly and out of tune and you grab Sai by his arm and make him lay on the dining table, "sleep well my little baby," you say to Sai. "y/n, you're too drunk baby, let's go home?" sasuke says softly. you nod and follow him, "I'm going home with my husband, he is.. pillow" you say in a sing song tone as you go home with sasuke. once you reach home he pick you up bridal style, "stop kidnapping me! I'll tell me sasuke kun!.... oh wait, you're my sasuke kun" you say drunkenly making sasuke chuckle. sasuke helps you change into your pyjamas, takes off your makeup and does your skincare for you. "sasuke kun, am I your wife?" you ask. "no baby, not yet. but one day you'll be my wife" sasuke explains softly. "I want to be your wife right now!" you say, tears filling your eyes. "baby, you're too drunk to think straight," sasuke says and kisses your forehead and tucks you in bed.