A Date With Markiplier

Your POV:

Now that you know the gender of your baby Mark and Ethan are going to be decorating the nursery. Mark insisted on doing it himself and not hiring someone. Knowing Mark and Ethan you know it's going to be super amusing. First is the painting. You and Mark decided on a pretty rose pink for the nursery. Everything is taken out of the room so it's completely empty. They do pretty well with the painting. They're just finishing up when you hear Mark.
"Hey what the hell!" He yells. You sigh. Oh brother.
You then hear Mark and Ethan giggling like idiots. Uh oh. You go in and you see them covered in paint. Mark turns to you and you don't have time to react before he accidentally splatters you with paint. You freeze and blink a few times then close your eyes and take a deep breath.
You open your eyes and Marks face is white.
"Mark what are you doing?" You ask trying to stay calm.
"Painting!" He says proudly.
You can't help but burst out laughing at this. You sigh and shake your head.
"Just clean it up ok?" You say.
Mark and Ethan nod.
You leave them to clean up then come check back in a little while.
You're actually very impressed. They cleaned everything up and the paint job looks really good. Next is for them to start building the furniture.
You go in to check on them and you hear Mark.
"Ok this wiener goes in that hole and that wiener goes in this hole." He says.
You burst out laughing and go in and see Mark and Ethan putting the legs on a small table that's going in the nursery.
"Mark." You say between laughs.
"Yes my queen?" He says.
"What do you guys want for lunch?" You say when you finally calm yourself down.
The boys tell you what they want and you make it then take it to them along with the drinks they wanted. As you're walking in you hear Ethan.
"Is it even building furniture if you don't do it wrong at least a couple of times?" He says while attaching a bottom to the dresser drawer.
"It's an art." Mark says. You start giggling and they turn to you.
"Yay food!" Ethan says.
You laugh and hand them their food and drinks.
"Thank you." Mark says in his adorable baby voice.
You giggle.
"Of course baby let me know if you need anything else." You say and give him a kiss before going back out to the living room to lay on the couch. You're scrolling through your phone when you hear them giggling again. You sigh and go and see what they're up to. You decide to record it this time. First you face the camera to yourself.
"So Ethan and Mark are decorating the nursery and I hear them giggling. Let's see what trouble they're getting up to." You say.
You then face the camera away from yourself and go in and see them pretend sword fighting  with table legs.
"En guard!" Mark yells.
"You shall not win the wiener duel sir Mark!" Ethan says in an old timey accent.
"Yes I shall sir Ethan! I shall be the wiener king! I have the biggest wiener that ever wiened!" Mark says in an old timey accent.
You start bursting out laughing at this and double over laughing. Tears start coming down your cheeks you're laughing so hard. Mark and Ethan stop what they're doing and turn to you.
"Are you ok?" Mark asks.
You nod through your laughter.
"Uh huh." You say.
You stop the recording and wipe your tears.
Once you've composed yourself you take a look around the nursery. Most of the furniture is put together now and only a few things remain.
"How much longer do you think it'll take?" You ask.
"A couple more hours and we should be done." Mark says.
"Yeah about that." Ethan says.
You nod.
"Ok so what do you boys want for dinner?" You ask.
"Ummm Chinese sounds good." Mark says.
"I could go for Chinese." Ethan says.
"Ok sounds good I'll text you the menu and have you text me what you want then order it when you're ready." You say.
"Ok but use my card." Mark says.
You nod.
"Ok baby I love you." You say and give him a kiss.
"I love you too." He says.
You head out then quickly edit the video you took of Mark and Ethan messing around and post it on Instagram and Snapchat. You decide while they're finishing up the nursery to pack your hospital bag. You use a suitcase and pack some clothes for both you and Mark for several days. You also pack several outfits in different sizes for baby Lizzy. You pack your comfy socks and your bathroom stuff in little travel containers since you know you're going to want to shower after you give birth. You also pack some nipple pads and a bunch of diapers. Lastly you pack some pacifiers and a cute little stuffed bear you got for her. Once you're all done packing you check your phone to see what the guys wanted to eat. You order the food then go to update them. You go in and see Mark and Ethan finishing up the last piece of furniture.
"Why won't it go in the hole!" Mark says frustrated.
"Mark it's upside down." Ethan says.
Mark looks at Ethan blankly then turns it over and it immediately goes in.
"What the fuck?!" Mark shrieks.
You start laughing again and they turn to you.
"Oh hey babe did you order dinner yet?" Mark asks.
You take a deep breath to calm yourself.
"Yeah I just did." You say.
They finish up the last piece of furniture then join you in the living room and collapse on the couch with a sigh.
"Thank you so much for coming to help Ethan." You say.
"No problem I'll always be here to help you and Mark and my goddaughter." He says.
Your heart swells. He's so sweet. You give him a hug.
"Thank you that means a lot." You say.
You all keep talking until the food gets there then Mark grabs it and you watch a movie while you eat. When the one movie ends you check your phone and see a bunch of people liked and commented on your post.
'Omg this is too funny lmao.' Someone writes.
'Now this just proves Mark is just as funny off camera lmao.' Another one writes.
'This is gold lmao.' One person writes.
You giggle at the comments.
"What's so funny?" Mark asks with his eyes narrowed in suspicion.
"Oh nothing just check my Instagram." You say with an evil smirk.
Mark and Ethan both get their phones out and check Instagram. When they see the video they start giggling again. Then when they read the comments it makes them giggle even more.
"Wow I didn't even notice you were recording." Mark says.
"Yeah me neither." Ethan says.
"That was so funny." Mark says wiping his tears from laughing so hard.
"Yeah it was." Ethan says also wiping tears.
You watch one more movie then Ethan decides to head out. You say your goodbyes then get ready for bed. Once you're ready for bed you give Mark a kiss then snuggle into him.
"Goodnight baby. Thank you for all your hard work today. I love you so much." You say.
"Goodnight my queen. Anything for you and our little princess. I love you so much too." He says.
You both then soon fall asleep in each others arms both exhausted from the busy day of decorating and the other preparations for your little princess.