Lorelai Allen || Regular Show (On Hiatus)

(In front of Pops' House, Benson stands with a clipboard where he reads the itinerary of the day to Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Skips)

Benson: Alright, listen up. We've got this birthday party today, so...lots to do...lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.

Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost: Yes! Uh!

(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost high-five each other)

Benson: Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.

Skips: Hm.

(Skips skips away and jumps into a bush).

Benson: Let's see, I'm picking up the kids, so...Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs. And Lorelai...

Mordecai & Rigby: Agh!

(Mordecai slides down the stairs and onto the ground. Pops calls from above)

Pops: Oh, what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party!

(Lorelai facepalms)

Lorelai: Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.

(Pops pulls out a bundle of balloons)

Pops: I still have balloons!

Benson: We got it covered, Pops!

(Pops looks at Benson sadly)

Pops: Oh. I see.

(Pops floats out of the window and flies away with his balloons)

Benson: Now where was I? Oh yeah, Lorelai you'll-

(Benson gets interrupted again)

Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs!?

Rigby: Lame!

Lorelai: Well maybe if you two actually take your jobs seriously he might've trusted you guys with something more important.

Benson: (Benson points at Lorelai) She's right. I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off!

Mordecai: You calling us slackers?

Rigby: Did they? Did you?

Mordecai: He's calling us slackers.

Lorelai: That's because you guys are.

Mordecai: Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.

Lorelai: (Steps in between them) Ha! I'd like to see you two idiots try.

Mordecai: Alright then, challenge accepted.

Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs? Like Rory for example.

(Lorelai glares at him)

Lorelai: Not cool man.

(Mordecai shrugs sarcastically).

Benson: Fine.

Mordecai & Rigby: OOHHH! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Uh!

Benson: Just set up the chairs.

Lorelai; (Sighs) I should go help them.

Benson: What?! Lorelai, no. I need your help with something else, besides, are you sure you want to be stuck with those morons?

Lorelai: (Shrugs) It'll be fine, Benson. Besides, you put me in charge of looking out for them, remember?

Benson: Fine, fair point I guess. I'll see you later.