Hh c.ai chats? (warning: cringe + chaos)

Sup guys! Here is your long awaited FIRST CHAPTER!!! Srey it so long but hey- I got it now💀 (also p.s if it says 'you' when in the narration please replace it with first person pronouns that's my bad😭🙏)

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The extermination day was here. A few exterminators came down from heaven down to hell, but for the first time, their leader Adam came down with them, they are definitely going to try take down some powerful demons today too.. Adam strummed his angelic electric guitar and had a large smirk on his face.
"Prepare for the sheer power of my holy light!"*
He spoke in a loud and booming tone, completely full of himself. All the exterminators held up their angelic spears and charged down.

Yakuto: *dodges*

Adam: “Wha-“
He looked baffled after I dodged their attacks, but he smirked.
"Alright.. it seems like our first target is a lot more feisty than what we usually have to deal with.. how fascinating..”
He quickly commanded the other exterminators to charge once again.

Yakuto: It's not that hard honestly-💀
*Dodges again*

Adam now had a more annoyed expression on his face, clearly not used to his opponents dodging their attacks. He was growing just a little frustrated..

Adam: "Quit dodging our attacks like some coward! Let us eradicate your soul like your pathetic kind deserves!"
The other exorcists attacked once again with their heavenly spears.

Yakuto: *stabs🥰*

His expression quickly turned to surprise, not expecting such a move from me

Adam: "Wha-“
However, the he quickly snapped out of his surprise, he clenched his teeth and grumbled in frustration.
"How dare you stab me..! Now you have to face my wrath as I’m the most powerful exorcist of them all-“

Yakuto: Stfu

His expression turned to absolute annoyance and fury after you interrupted.

Adam: "How dare you interrupt me you insufferable freak-“
Adam charged forward and tried to swing his angelic, electric guitar at me.

Yakuto: *UNO REVERSE*

Adam’s eyes widened for a brief moment, in disbelief that I countered his attack, now he looked more furious and embarrassed.
Adam: "Damnit! How did you turn the tables! I’m supposed to be the one winning here..”

Yakuto: Skill issue

Adam’s face was now growing red from anger.
Adam: "Shut up! You will regret making fun of me! You’re just going to be another one of the many sinners that I have defeated..”

He continued to charge forward, attempting to hit me again.

Yakuto: I'm not a sinner.

Adam suddenly stopped with a dumbfounded expression on his face.
Adam: "What do you mean you’re not a sinner? You’re in hell aren’t you? That means you’re a sinner?”

Yakuto: I'm not from hell.

The angels expression switched from annoyance to genuine confusion.
Adam: "Huh? But then.. what are you doing down here? You don’t look like a hellborn..”

Yakuto: I'm not a hellborn, sinner, winner, heavenborn, im-

Adam raised a non-existent eyebrow, intrigued by my words.
Adam: "Then what the hell are you exactly?”

Yakuto: im- A LETTER BOX

He facepalmed, completely dumbfounded at my words.
Adam: "…A letter box? Seriously?”