Introducing Alpha Hans

Lucas

Ari ended up waking up soon after Me and Dream arrived. They went into the kitchen and left me and Hans alone for some bro talk.

"How are you so calm. I would be hotter than fish grease if Nefarious raggedy ass knocked up Dream before me?" I asked Hans who seemed so calm, cool, and collected.

"Why would I be mad, when he is a part of me? It doesn't make sense to be mad about that, if anything I'm mad that he cracked her open before me. Now I have to one up him"

He responded back with a devilish look on his face.

"I will fight you if you get our mates sweet treats before me. You hear me!"

I shouted out in my head at nefarious.

"Bruh.......miss me what that bullshit! You would look a got damn fool beating up yourself!" Nefarious hollered out as he laughed at my statement.

He then proceeded to say "I'm going to get them lucky charms first, and will be singing all in your ear, I got the magic stick! I know if I hit once I can hit twice, I got the baddest chick"

He sung out over and over again.

"Ok bet! Let's make a bet, first person to get the pussy, gets control for a whole month"

I challenged him.

"Ok! Bet, get ready to be a passenger princess for a month princess!"

Nefarious shouted out, and I rolled my eyes.

Hans just stared at me with an amused look on his face, like he knew I was arguing with Nefarious.

"I know that look, Nefarious is getting on your nerves huh?"

Hans asked with a curious look on his face.

"Bro, we made a bet on who would get Dream first"

Hans busted out laughing hysterically.

"My money is on Nefarious. These wolfs of ours are slick as fuck like some old school playa"

Hans said as he regained his composure.

"The fact that MY best friend has no faith in me, is really making me feel some type of way right now" I replied while pouting like a child.

"I wouldn't be a real best friend if I wasn't honest with you. You are doomed!" 

Hans explained with a dramatic flair.

"Well hello gentlemen"

A voice spoke behind us, and we both turned around then saw that it was the one and only bleach, blonde, bad built, butch bodied Aphrodite.

"Let me out I got this! I'm fin to send Marjory Taylor Greene home crying!"

Nefarious howled out.

His reads, and clap back's are iconic (very much like our authors ;)...)

So, I gave him control and slid into the passenger seat buckling up for a bumpy ride.

Nefarious

"Ma'am! I think you need to find somewhere safe to be. Because Molly, you're in danger girl!"

I told the blonde surfboard in front of me known as Aphrodite.

I don't understand her appeal like on some real ish. She skinny as fuck, lips look like some kind of blowfish on acid, and she got the nerve to have some fake ass titties. Looking like a cardboard cutout with implants, she just looks a hot ass mess!