Bumblebee: he bought 200 taxidermied wolves and said that me and Smokescreen couldn't rest until we burned...
Smokescreen: all of them!
Circuitjack: there are a hundred more taxidermied wolves outside.
Smokescreen: (groans loudly)!!!
Bumblebee: scrap.
Jack: is he still sulking? It's been over a month. And where is Magnus?
Stolas: with blitzys sister.
(With Ultra Magnus and Barbie wire)
Ultra Magnus and Barbie wire were very exhausted while Cyber and Vincent were just crying.
Ultra Magnus: why did the war have to be over?
(With the others)
Stolas: and neither of them asked for mine and Blitz's help.
Octavia: probably because you have one less infant to deal with.
Millie: and where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night.
Moxxie: (screams off screen)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millie: honey, you okay?
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Moxxie: I'M STUCK IN A MATH NIGHTMARE!!! (Hyperventilating) The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! WE'RE FUCKED!!!
Wheeljack: it can't be that bad.
Moxxie: Prime drained everyone's pensions and used them to buy these!
He said as he opened a very large box completely full of Ghost Fucker merchandise.
Ratchet: by the Allspark.
Miko: wow.
Felicity: well, Optimus has snapped.
Starscream: (laughs) never thought I'd see the day.
Arcee: I've never seen him in such bad shape.
Moxxie: bad? Bad? This isn't bad. This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!!!
Blitz: hey Megs. You've known prime longer than everyone else here. How did you deal with it when he almost went as bad as this?
Megatron: back when he was still Orion Pax I usually just gave him space to work out his problems but... Do any of you think I should talk to him.
Knockout: please do.
Moxxie: were gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT!!! All our lives are over. All my hard work gone in a flash! Oh, I should have been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions.
