Two Hearts~? Oneshots

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"THATS TOO MUCH SALT-"

"Too much salt? YOU'RE JUST TOO SALTY-"

Asta cracked up as I glared at him

Asta slowly stopped laughing

"What..? Dont like it?"

My face CLEARLY stated that its not funny.

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Asta slowly leaned against a door

"How about instead I pick you u-"

I blinked as Asta LEANED AGAINST AN OPENED DOOR AND FELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN-

"SERVES YOU RIGHT-" I was now the one crackling up while he glared from the floor, right outside of the kitchen

And then the fire alarm went off-

I quickly went back to the food we were making

They're burnt...

I quickly put out the fire with my insane housewife skills and ran to open up the window

Asta got up and immediately went over to check on me

"(Name)? All good?" He kissed my cheek before his hands ran all over my body

"Im fine Im fine- just that.. our food is cooked." I deadpaned at the pan on the stove

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Maybe Im not qualified enough to be a housewife if I cant cook-

"Its okay, how about we order take out?" Asta patted my head

"Take out? Mm... fine.." I sighed as Asta chuckled, cleaning up the kitchen for me before bringing me out of the kitchen

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"WHAT DO YOU MEEAAAN SHE STAYS WITH THE FIRST GUY."

Asta's jaw dropped as the kdrama scene were watching fades outs as the female lead and male lead kissed

"I do not support this. The second guy deserved better." I said as I popped a popcorn into my mouth

"Why dont we watch American dramas?" Asta suggested

"Eeew.. I dont like them, they start off badly with a kissing and then sex scene.." I visibly gagged

Asta sweatdropped and rubbed the back of his neck

"I guess so.. there's just not enough drama."

"Duhh. We need some spicy drama in dramas and kdramas have it all." I grinned

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"Next show." Asta said as I took the remote

"Hey what- THEY WERE PLAYING THE CREDITS YOU-"

"I'M PICKING THE NEXT SHOW SO ITS MY TIME!"

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"So.. do we agree on re watching (your favorite anime)?" I glanced at Asta

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"Yeah, that's fine.."

Asta and I were tired...

We just watched some brainrotted stuff and that fucked our brains up...

I looked down at my popcorn bucket to find it gone empty...

I slowly turned to my side to see Asta munching on popcorn

He felt my stare and then looked at me

"What?"

I was glaring. Looking between him and the popcorn bucket.

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After awhile of me sitting on Asta, I got up and stretched

I yawned as I turned to Asta who looked-

Absolutely cooked..

He was tired from the tv alright... and from me telling him how much more food is than him. Not sorry there Asta...

"Want to sleep now?" I suggested

"Yeah.. sleep sounds great.." Asta yawned and dragged me to bed

I simply let him drag me-

Wouldve been better if he carried me but.. dragging me is something Asta would do

And as soon as we laid down, Asta wrapped his arms around me

And became the big spoon.. despite me being taller. (Or shorter)

"(Name).. I'm glad to have you around." Asta buried his head into my nape

"I'm so lucky to have a lover like you.. I could never ask for anything more.."

"Asta.." I had a smile on my lips as I heard his words

The moments when he doesnt do crackhead shit makes my heart melt..

"I love you. So much. I'm also glad to have a dumbass like you around." My hands went to grasp his, which were on my waist

Asta moved his hand up to my chest, placing his palm right above my heart

I moved my hand to rest my palm on the back of his hand

"I love you too, (Name)."

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Asta squeezed my boob.

I could already hear his giggles as I rolled my eyes

"You're annoying."

He then kissed my nape

"I'm your annoying."

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Requested by @pastaparty8297

I hope i get his character right even tho any character becomes occ when in love-

Its just the lovestruck effect...

Love, Skky♡