Chapter 3 Best Friend
"Pfft, hahaha, this psychologist is too funny!"
"When I tell you the reason, you'll be depressed! Hahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard today!"
"Was this psychologist a comedian before this? He's too funny!"
"Even if it's a scripted joke, I'll take it. This show is great!"
The netizens in the livestream could no longer hold it in and instantly burst into laughter.
Unfazed by the comments, Chen Yu said unhurriedly, "Bring the cup beside you over."
Zhou Kexin had a puzzled expression on her face. However, she followed Chen Yu's instructions and took her cup from the side.
"This?"
"This is a cup of cold medicine that my best friend specially prepared for me before the livestream because she was afraid I wouldn't be able to stay up."
Zhou Kexin was excited at the mention of her best friend.
"Let me tell you about my best friend!"
Her face lit up, and she changed into a proud tone.
"I've been sick recently, and she cared for me well!"
"Luckily, she's here for me. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to handle it."
"I've been in a daze for the past two days as if I've lost my soul; always uncomfortable. Chat, remember to take good care of your bodies."
As she spoke, she didn't forget to show concern for her fickle netizens.
"She served me tea and always refilled my cup. She even made me meals while helping me with my livestream when she's free!"
"This isn't something any best friend would do!"
When the netizens heard this, they were also envious.
"Ugh, my best friend is totally different! She's always putting on a show, hoping to get rich by having a wealthy man support her."
"Sob, sob, sob, quickly, put your best friend in my car. I want all you have!"
"Don't stop me, chat. I'm going to snatch Miss Zhou's best friend back now!"
Chen Yu chuckled and didn't comment on Zhou Kexin's words.
"It does sound like you both have an excellent relationship."
After Zhou Kexin heard that, she nodded her head furiously.
"That's for sure!"
She didn't understand Chen Yu's implied meaning in the slightest.
Chen Yu sighed deeply.
"Sigh. What a deep, false friendship you have."
Zhou Kexin looked at Chen Yu on her screen with a dumbfounded expression.
Chat was also filled with question marks.
"During the start of your symptoms, did you ever get excited over the slightest thing?" Chen Yu asked calmly. "Would you get agitated easily and hit by a headache, chest tightness, and shortness of breath after that?"
"Hmm? How did you know?"
Zhou Kexin was shocked by his question.
Damn, this doctor was really amazing.
He described her symptoms exactly as she had them.
Could he be a god among men?
"Empty the cold medicine in the cup, leaving only the last bit."

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