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Chapter 11: Why the fuck are you microwaving eggs??

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Just a rando note, I once almost placed a metal object in a microwave... just sayin(don't try it at home... pls)

This is just pure crack tbh...

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"Noah was kinda right after all" Y/n mumbled as she sighed, standing right outside her door to go to Michael's house. Luckily it wasn't that far, since she would've probably ditched. Not that she WAS actually planning on ditching...

She exited through the door, her bag pretty empty since she didn't exactly needed anything for the first session. She walked through the neighborhood while the sun was shimmering just above the rooftops to shine in her eyes. It sky had a nice orange hue because of the sunset, it was quite lovely.

The streets were quiet, as a car passed by every so often. But before long, she had arrived at Michael's house. She sighed, thinking not much of it as she knocked on the door. But when the door opened, she could only stare in disbelief of the mess lying everywhere and god knows what had happened. But there he was, at the dooropening: Michael fucking Afton.

He looked surprised when he opened the door, like he wasn't expecting you... or just—

"You forgot, didn't you"


"... okay in my defense—"


"Yeah you did"

Y/n sighed, before looking at the background before Michael stopped her. "What did you even do?" She said in disbelief, pushing him to get inside. Michael didn't fight back and let her through, looking a bit embarrassed by the mess.

There was literally piles of who knows what everywhere, ranging from snacks to clothes. Michael quickly followed her as Y/n began entering the main room. In the kitchen around the corner were... eggs?

"Michael," Y/n started, not looking back at him. His eyes followed her gaze before noticing what, or exactly where she was looking at. "Why... no, how is there eggs... everywhere?" Y/n said before turning around at a flustered Michael.

He was contemplating whether he should tell her or not, before sighing. "Look, all the pans were dirty, and we only had eggs at home. And since we had a microwave, you know. I put the eggs in the microwave, and when I pulled it out, it..." He explained, looking away in embarrassment.

"You put... an egg in a microwave."

.

.

.

"Yes."

"You—" Y/n couldn't believe her ears on what she was hearing. "How did you not know it was going to explode?" She said in disbelief, it was as if talking to an idiot. Which he definitely was. "Yeah, good luck buddy, I aint doing shit." She said, before walking upstairs. Y/n began to notice nobody being home, which was probably the best idea having seen the state this house is in...

But it did strike Y/n that it was a little unusual for Eli and Evan not being here, since they were literally children. She walked all the way to Michael's room, before getting pushed away. Y/n nearly fell on the ground because of the sudden impact, she turned to Michael looking kind of anxious. "What the hell Michael?"

"Okay, before you stop complaining, give me a minute." He said before going inside his room and slamming it shut, essentially locking her outside. Y/n began feeling irritated by the childish behavior. "I swear to god, this guy" She said annoyed, leaning against the door before groaning.

Y/n grabbed her phone before turning it on, going straight to her messages.

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(Wowie, chatfic)

BESTIE🔥🔥


Y/n
ROSE
I srs CANNOT with this guy
HE SRS OUT HERE LOCKING THE DOOR
WHILE IM HERE WAITING FOR HIS ASS
TO OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR



BESTIE🔥🔥
Damn girlie
Tough luck🫡🫡
But who you talkin abt?
The gay(Noah) or the furry(Michael(VERY INSPIRED BY ONE READER...))?



Y/n
Obv Michael
Noah is too cutie patootie
But I'm over here supposed to be tutoring him
And here I am
Waiting.



BESTIE🔥🔥
Tbh
If u ever wanna like
Hook him up with smn😍🤭
Yk🤭🤭🤭



Y/n
girl
You do NOT wanna deal with him
Istg he gets on my nerves.

Don't get me started with-

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Before she actually finished her sentence, the door opened and she fell backwards. Y/n was caught by surprise as tried grabbing onto something and closed her eyes, expecting to hit the ground, but she never did.

Slowly, opening her eyes, she noticed touching someone's chest.

More specifically,

Michael's.
Chest.

Y/n couldn't believe it, but she felt her hands touch his soft chest, it took a moment to realize how awkward this was. "Are you done being mesmerized by my body?" She heard him say in an amused tone before chuckling, making her shoot right up with a flushed face.

"You were the one needing to shove me away, and unexpectedly opening the door. In any case, it's your fault"

"My fault that you were touching me?"

"You—" Y/n took a moment to calm down, the conversation was as pointless as it could get. She took a deep breath, before walking inside. "Cat got your tongue?" Michael teased with a smirk, as Y/n felt her cheeks get warmer by the second. 'Am I sick?' She wondered worriedly as she touched her cheek. Y/n quickly calmed down before Michael could notice something.

It took her a moment to realize her surroundings. There were a lot of music discs hanging on the wall, band posters hanging everywhere while LED lights give the room a darker tone to the feeling. Y/n couldn't lie but be impressed, but she would never tell that to his face. The place was messy, but in some way organized.

Y/n placed down her bag, and took a notebook out of it. "Here, just write what you don't understand and I'll be helping you for the next few sessions" She said before handing it over. Michael scribbled something on it, before handing it over.

EVERYTHING


Was written on the paper with bold letters, making Y/n feel pissed off. This man is a serious pain in the ass. "God, this is going to take a very long time..." She muttered to herself hopelessly.

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AAAAAAAAAAA, ITS GOJNG OKAY, LORE DOING OKAY⁉️ Bro I'm so invested in my stories sometimes istg. I've ascended.

But srs, me speedin through this chapter.

And yes, I indeed went to search up eggs exploding. Very funny :3

Btw I apologize if my my style of writing keeps changing😭😭

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Word count: 1083

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