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The cherubs took Lyle's bed and rolled it outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.
"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" Cletus winked.
"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaall of this!" Collin gestured to the beautiful nature.
"Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzø, in a tiger costume, did a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.
"That is so inappropriate!" Keenie gasped.
"I didn't hear you say 'no' to that." Vinn, in a fox costume, said smirking.
"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie, in a cat costume along with Moxxie, flipped a double bird at the cherubs.
"Aaaaanyway," Blitzø shoved Lyle aside and took a seat next to him. "Take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." Blitzø said, giving Lyle some binoculars.
Lyle looks through the binoculars to see some cute bunnies and squirrels together. Then the creatures are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.
"Ohhhhh, noooo!" Lyle cried.
"S-stop looking!" Collin tried to tug the binoculars out of his grip.
"I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!" Lyle exclaimed, still looking through the binoculars.
The wolf was swiped to the ground by a bear. It raised its paw to attack but it then got crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while throwing his chainsaw into air.
The chainsaw came back down, cutting both of the man's off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by antlers of a charging stag as lightning dramatically flashed.
Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzø and Vinn faking it as they dramatically puts their hands on their cheeks before grinning smugly, like a pair of Siamese twins.
