I Just Need

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"Alright, you man," Slim started, his voice playful yet commanding. "You know my ting—it's Slim—and TODAY..." He paused for dramatic effect. "I am here with some *very, very* special guests. You man haven't seen them on the channel in time, and some of you even had the cheek to ask if we're still guys." He rolled his eyes exaggeratedly, then smirked. "Lowe it. Of course we are! Please welcome my guys!"

The camera panned as Masha, Riyah, and Starr entered the frame. Masha perched casually on the kitchen table, while Riyah and Starr settled onto the chairs in front.

"Introduce yourselves," Slim said, gesturing toward them.

Masha was the first to speak, his deep voice and signature wave-cut exuding calm confidence. "Wagwan my people, you already know. It's Masha."

"HEYYY GUYSSS," Riyah said, dragging out her words as she leaned toward the camera with a playful grin. "It's the one and only... Riyahhh."

"And you already know," Starr said with a dramatic flip of her hair. "It's your favorite, Starr Diamond."

Slim clapped his hands together. "And today, we're solving dilemmas! But before we even get into that, make sure you lot hit up my people's socials. They'll pop up on the screen and be linked down below."

"And make sure to subscribe to Slim and get his ting to 200k!" Masha chimed in, nodding toward the camera.

Riyah pointed at the lens. "And like the video if you want to see us together again!"

"Ahlie," Starr added, leaning back in her chair.

"Say nun," Slim said, picking up his phone. "So, I asked you lot for dilemmas on Insta, and we're gonna pass the phone around and read them out. Madness only—let's go!"

Slim cleared his throat as he scrolled through the messages. "Okay, first one," he began. "My grandma just passed and left me 100 bags. My little sister is getting 50. Should I kill her?"

The room erupted in laughter.

"What?!" Riyah exclaimed, twisting around in her chair to stare at Slim.

"Nah, are you sure he didn't kill his grandma?" Masha joked, causing another round of laughter.

"How about you just be grateful and invest?" Starr suggested, shaking her head. "About should I kill her."

"You need help. Seek it," Slim said dryly, passing the phone to Masha for the next dilemma.

Masha adjusted his position on the table, trying to read the screen through his laughter. "Alright, this one says—" He paused, already shaking his head. "I just turned 22, and my girlfriend is 16—"

"LOCK IT OFF," Riyah interrupted, shaking her head with disgust. The others immediately burst out laughing.

"Wait, let him finish!" Slim managed between laughs.

"Say nun," Masha continued, struggling to keep a straight face. "I just turned 22, and my girlfriend is 16. We've been together for three and a half years now."

"Lordddd," Riyah and Starr said in unison, dragging the word out dramatically.

Masha continued, his tone mockingly serious. "I want to be with her forever, and she says the same. I'm ready to settle down and have kids, but she rejects the idea of even wanting kids. My long-term goal is to become a father. What should I do?"

"CALL THE POLICE!" Riyah said immediately, her voice rising above the laughter.

"What do you mean, you want to settle down? With a minor?!" Starr asked, her voice dripping with incredulity.