You don't know everything

Chapter 25 (4x03)

L: Not that I'm being nosy, but who is that?

K: A member of the five.

Cat: As in?

N: As in the brotherhood of the five.

R: Who also knows where the cure for immortality is.

S: There's a cure for immortality?

N: Apparently.

L: Anyway, I finished the guest list and the four of us have decided that all of you need to know about the Stiles siblings so, please sit down.

Nattie: Yeah sit down! They all sat down with Natalie sitting on Nik's lap.

L: Okay. Note that I love all my siblings, but they can be annoying.

Cat: Amen to that. I rolled my eyes.

L: As I was saying. You guys need to know about them if you are going to survive them.

S: It's true they can be messy.

N: They are.

Nattie: Be nice. My aunts and uncles.

L: That's right, but still. Okay, the first one is Kassius. He is the first born. He's an art curator and owns his own gallery. I showed them a picture of him.

K: He sounds like Nik.

F: This is the one that you used to date?

S: Yup. He was nice. It just didn't work out.

R: He's hot. No wonder you dated him.

Cat: He also wears a lot of suits.

Nattie: Like Eli!

E: I think he and I would have a lovely talk.

L: Don't get too confident. Kash can be demonic. Next is ugh, Iona, the second child. She's a midwife and very judgy. 

K: WOW. She's hot.

S: She's also married.

K: Oh.

R: She's pretty.

Cat: She's too fancy. Cat said with her mouth full of food.

L: She is. She'll act stuck up when you meet her.

N: She reminds me of someone. Nik is eyeing Rebekah.

R: Don't be mean.

E: Children please.

L: Thank you and moving on. Next is Carla. She's a lawyer. And she's cunning and basically only cares for herself, but she can be nice.

K: Woah. Now, is she married?

L: Don't even think about it. And no she is not.

Cat: She's cutthroat though.

D: That's for sure.

S: You know she tried to push me off a bridge once?

F: She what?

S: Yeah. All because I borrowed some of her makeup. Like Der said she's cutthroat, but she's a badass lawyer.

L: Next is Dominik. He's a cop.

R: He looks like a cop.

N: What's a cop supposed to look like exactly?

Nattie: Like Uncle Dom. They all stare at Nattie.

Cat: That's right, girly. Because your Uncle Dom is very-

L: DON'T! Cat raised her hands up in defense.

L: Alright then. Next is Tate. He's an oncologist.

F: What's that?

S: Cancer doctor. Finn nodded.

Nattie: Uncle Tate helps people get better.

N: That's right he does.

L: Next is Jodie. She's a baker and she owns her own bakery. She's also married and has a son.

Cat: She's also making the cake.

S: Her desserts are soooo good!

N: They are.

L: And last but not least, Brian. He's a chemist. I suggest you be careful when he's around you.

R: I think I can handle myself-

L: I wasn't talking to you Beks. I look over at Finn, Elijah, Nik, and Kol.

R: Oh.

L: Don't worry Beks. You won't be left out. Derek's sister will be there.

D: She's like Brian except that she likes girls. I shrugged at that.

L: Well, now that that is over. This little one and I are going to bed so all of you can deal with that hunter problem.

F: About that. Sage and I have been talking and we will be leaving. We will be back for the party though.

L: I understand.

E: I'm leaving as well. I have business to take care of. But like Finn and Sage, I will come back as well.

N: Will be fine here brother. You guys take care.

K: They're not the only ones leaving.

R: Not you too.

K: I'm only leaving for a few days. I'll be fine.

Cat: Well hopefully none of you die.

R: We'll see you later.

L: Bye!

Nattie: Bye! Bye!