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The screen opens to reveal a city while the caption reads "SEATTLE". The camera moves through the streets of the city. The scene then changes to an old woman pushing a shopping cart with her pet dog in it. She looks down for a second to her dog before noticing a high speed chase with a stolen truck being chased by the Seattle Police Department. The camera turns to the back of the stolen truck to reveal the bank robbers who have hijacked it.

Bank Robber: "They're still on us!"

His fellow bank robber throws him a stick of dynamite which he taps the top of to ignite it.

Bank Robber: "This'll slow them down!"

The bank robber throws the dynamite at one of the police cars who drive around the explosion that occurs when the dynamite stick touches the ground, causing the police car to hit a group of trash cans. The cars proceed to drive past one building of from where Sonia is watching the ordeal. Sonia proceeds to tighten her shoes, do some stretches, jump in place and readying her chaos energy, crack her knuckles, do some air punches, and pulls her mask up, before leaping off the building and swiftly following the chase, passing several other cars, all to the tune of Run DMC's "Tricky."

Sonia: "Watch out! Sorry! Excuse me! On the left! Pardon me! Coming through!"

Sonia speeds up to the side window of the truck and kicks the drives while holding to the railing on the roof of the truck.

Sonia: "Good evening, good sir. Mind if I drive?"

Sonia kick at the driver makes the door on his side open up with him clinging onto it. Sonia takes the wheel.

Sonia: "Hold on tight!"

Sonia makes a right turn, causing the bank robbers in the back to collide into one another from the movement. The Seattle Police Department continue the chase as sticks of dynamite fall out of the truck and explode upon hitting the ground.

Sonia: "You ok back there?"

Sonia turns one way, causing the bank robbers to collide into one wall in the truck.

Sonia: "And now this way!"

Sonia proceeds to make another turn, making the bank robbers hit the other wall while all the money they stole fly out of the truck. Sonia laughs as the chase continues.

Sonia: "Woo-hoo!"

The Armored Truck Security Guard in the back of the truck looks and pleads to Sonia, mumbling due to his mouth being covered with duct tape.

Sonia: "Oh, I'm sorry, let me help take it off."

Sonia peels off the duct tape, allowing the Armored Truck Security Guard to speak.

Armored Truck Security Guard: "What the heck are you?!"

Sonia: "Don't worry, citizen. I am here to help save you and stop this robbery. So relax and I'll stop this quickly as- *Abruptly notices something ahead* HOLY CRAP!"

Sonia quickly spots a pedestrian on the road and proceeds to scream with the Armored Truck Security Guard as she takes the wheel and drives around her. The Armored Truck Security Guard continues to scream.

Sonia: "Don't worry! Nobody's gonna get hurt!"

The chase continues as the bag of dynamite proceeds to slide right next to Sonia.

Sonia: "Huh. What are those?"

Armored Truck Security Guard: "Bombs! Bombs! They're bombs! Those are bombs!"

Sonia: "Relax, they're not even lit! so I'll say again, nobody's gonna get-"

The dynamite sticks turn on as their fuses ignite.

Sonia: "Ahh! I was wrong! We're all gonna die!"

Armored Truck Security Guard: "Why aren't you slowing down?!"

Sonia: "I can't press on them, it's blocked!"

Sonia presses on the brakes to no avail as they are blocked by the body of one of the unconscious bank robbers. Sonia takes the bag of dynamite with her foot and picks it up with her hand.

Sonia: "Ahh, ohh. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"

Armored Truck Security Guard: "Why don't you let the police handle this?!"

Sonia: "Because I'm trying to not get us killed!"

Sonia throws all the dynamite sticks out the window. They all fall into a random garbage truck before they explode, scattering its trash everywhere.

Sonia: "Ok, that was not what I intended on purpose!"

Trash falls on the windshield of the truck. The chase continues. The Armored Truck Security Guard hears a sizzling sound.

Armored Truck Security Guard: "Do you hear that? There's one bomb left!"

Sonia: "Uh... uh oh."

Sonia zooms toward the truck's small cubby and proceeds to look under.

Armored Truck Security Guard: "Did you check under the seat?"

Sonia: "Of course I checked under the seat!"

The car chase continues.

Armored Truck Security Guard: "You are terrible at this!"

Sonia latches onto the wire on the door separating her and the Armored Truck Security Guard.

Sonic: "Ok I'm sorry! I'm trying my best to help but I really really really suck at flying solo!"

The Armored Truck Security Guard sees a sizzling dynamite stick in Sonia's head quills.

Armored Truck Security Guard: "It's in your spiky things!"

Sonia spins around rapidly before getting the dynamite stick out and holds it up.

Sonia: "Ha! I can never find anything in here!"

Sonia throws the dynamite stick out the window. The dynamite stick rolls away, before falling into a drainage pipe on the side of the sidewalk

Sonia: "Drained it from downtown!"

Sonia imitates triumphant trumpet music before retaking the wheel.

Sonia: "See? I told you no one would get hurt!"

They look up to see that they are headed straight for an ice cream stand.

Sonia: "Holy sherbet!"

Sonia looks around and looks to a bag of power tools.

Sonia: "Oh, hello!"

Sonia zooms towards the power tools and appears then on the roof of the truck, holding a drill in her hand.

Sonia: "Don't panic! I have a plan!"

Sonia proceeds to use the drill to remove the screws on the roof before zooming all over the truck, removing all its screws and bolts. Everyone at the ice cream stand look to the incoming truck and scream before the truck starts falling apart as it heads right toward them, leaving only the undercarriage, the Armored Truck Security Guard and the unconscious bank robbers, to slide to a halt in front of the ice cream stand. The Armored Truck Security Guard looks to a boy behind him, shocked as a scoop on his ice cream falls off and plops to the ground. Meanwhile, the dynamite stick from earlier explodes, causing all the drainage caps on the street to explode and reveal geysers of water bursting out of them all to the 1812 Overture. The bank robbers regain consciousness, just as the Seattle Police Department arrives at the scene to arrest them. The Armored Truck Security Guard looks at Sonia on top of a building.

Sonia: "Sorry for all of the mess! I promise that next time I'll try to destroy things on accident!"

Armored Truck Security Guard: "It's good, at least you tried!"

Sonia laughs awkwardly as she runs down the building and through the ruined streets before running off to her house.

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