dearest diary

I think im gonna transfer my notes into here HEHEHEHDJD

12/16/24

3:05 am

Welp my ear virginity is gone
went straight to the comments

Sir leave my ears alone

i feel violated just watching it
he took "eargasm" to literal
Divided by Nations, united by thoughts
1 second in and he's already violating the ears..
It sounds great, but it's so awkward to look at

i could smell the comments 1000 miles away
Bro took earrape the next level

Hi sir, can I just get an ear massage?
Sure why not.
Proceeds to violate my ear

Bros got practice and not just with ears
Must know, did the ear consent.
Well, maybe I got the wrong idea..
Y u violate the ear like that
Jokes aside, the asmr is actually good

(Sorry I was looking at an asmr comment section DIES INSIDE)

3:23 am
This man has the forbidden keyboard, foraged from the wood, deepest in the forest of darkness, and i imagine what this mans mic has to go through

8:46 am
Yk i bet my last words would be stupid as fuck
like, "well that's concerning" before i get shot in the head-

9:37 am
"Planes go up, planes go down. What planes DON'T do is just VANISH off the face of the earth."
Bermuda Triangle: well, let's see what i can do
Malaysian 370:

10:20 am
Bro can my dad just STOP changing the fucking WiFi-
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING SCHOOL YOU FAT FUCK (i did not mean that)

oops he just unplugged it by accident HEHE

1:46 pm
Bro idc if a seat is wet, im sitting wether you like it or not
uhm don't take it out of context

8:43 pm
Just realized that the green story bot and hundred of other female characters helped me realize that I absolutely love women

anyways might stay up tonight pookies