Tales of the Autobots/Transformers Oneshots

Hello. My name is Mirage. Let me tell you of a story I was quite involved in, but never fond of, going back on the memories. There were two twins in specific (only different by color, head shape, personality, and voice) who gave the entire Autobot faction a run for their cyber coins. And to these Wrecker trainees, just because a war is going on doesn't mean you can't have fun. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, the dynamic duo of the Autobots. Students of Ironhide and Bulkhead. And the first Autobot pranksters. Oh, the tricks they did to everyone. The pranks they pulled. Funny to them, annoying to us.

It all started when the two finished their training just one month after Bumblebee became practically the son of Optimus Prime. I was their first victim. The brothers noticed me playing hide and seek with the other rookies, and allowing Prowl to be it. I was scary good, because of my invisibility. I never lost a single game of hide-and-seek because of it. But that backfired when I slipped on some oil the twins spilled in the hallway when I didn't notice! They obviously seen me when I was still visible!

Mirage: WHOA!!!!

Once I slipped and fell on my backside, I slid down the hall, hearing the twins' chuckles and laughs behind me.

Sunstreaker: HAHAHAH!!!! We got him now!!!

Sideswipe: Oh, he's not done yet! Wait until he gets into a little something I hid at the end of the hallway. (snickers)

I had no idea I was the victim of a vat of paint at the end of the hall!!!

CRASH!!! CLATTER!!! SPLASH!!!! SPLOTT!!!

Mirage: Euuuugh . . .

Then Prowl came in, wondering what the noise was. He ran to me and crossed his arms, leaning over my face, like the rest of my body, covered in unmistakable paint.

Prowl: Found ya.

Mirage: 😤 Grrrrr. Sideswipe. Sunstreaker!!!

Immediately, the twins zoomed away, with their laughs echoing in the halls. And if you think it stopped at me, oh no, they were everyone's problem! They drew on Ratchet's face while he was asleep!! His reaction was not pleasent to our hearing.

Ratchet: 🌋 SIDESWIPE!!!!! SUNSTREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They filled Kup's guns with confetti instead of ammo while we were training. He was clearly annoyed while everyone laughed at him.

Kup: Grrr. Twins.

They even engraved a "Hit me" on poor Bluestreak!!! Tracks kept hitting him for weeks!!!

Bluestreak: Oww!! Hey! Stop it, you guys!! Hey!!!!

Tracks: Ha! Sorry! Too much fun!!! Hahahaha!!!

Bluestreak: (whimpers)

It took hours for Ratchet, Gears, Grapple, Hoist, and Wheeljack together so they could buff it out!!! Everyone heard his screams, for he never had a doctor's appointment before! It's like a little kid around five going to get a flu shot! Gears had to hold him down so he couldn't squirm out!!

Bluestreak: (like a child) Oww!!! Owowowowow!!!!

Wheeljack: It'll be okay, Bluestreak.

Bluestreak: (wailing) You guys are killing meee!!!! (sobs)

Ratchet: (continues buffing the engravement out) Just hold still, Bluestreak, so we could get this off.

Bluestreak: (in pain) AUUOOOWWW!!!!