Weakness to Protection (Tunner X alien Reader) (A Sprunki Fanfiction)

As we went into the kitchen in the sheriff's only door, Tunner started to prepare us some lunch. (Normally in the 1800s it was the females responsibility to cook lunch, dinner and breakfast. But were we lucky to have Tunner cook for us, I had a feeling that he was the only male who cooked, but maybe times change?) "alright y'all, make yourselves feel at home, I'm going to make you some dinner." Tunner said as he turned on the kitchen stove. While I grabbed my bag full of important stuff, I sat and rested on a kitchen chair, searching through my bag grabbing my notebook. I ripped out a piece of notebook paper and began writing a message to Tunner.

Dear Tunner;
I don't like smoking nor do I like the wine you drink (the drink people usually drink here starts with A and ends with L but I'm not gonna write that down.) I'm just not a really big fan of it. I'm just wondering if you have any of my (F/D)?
And do you have any of my (F/F)? Perhaps some pizza of any kind? I know you don't have anything I like in you're fridge
And cabinets, but I'm just wondering...
You're guest (Y/N)
Please don't throw this away! Keep it!

As I was done writing a message for my secret crush, I grabbed the note, stretched my hand out to reach tunner's shoulder and tapped him on the shoulder, leaving the message I made for him on the nearby counter. As my love-a-dove Tunner was cooking us lunch, he spotted my note on the counter, picked it up and began to read it, as soon as he was done reading it, he folded it and put it inside his pocket, nodding to me and giving me a thumbs up with the same handsome smile to let me know he said yes, he then focused on chopping potatoes.

As he continued to cook, I daydreamed with both my hands cupped against my chin, my eyes closed with hearts popping out of my head in the background like how they do it in cartoons. My lovely Tunner, the way he talks, the way he treats us, I could never get my mind off of him. I love him so much! "Boy I sure hope the food is good here, do you know what happend to me at school during lunch?" Asked simon, after all those years of drifting off in outer space, Simon still remembered his traumatic moment at school when he ate those egregious discarded human organs at our school. I nodded at him without saying a word, while oren chimed in chatting about it. "Yeah buddy, I remember when it happened." Oren said being careful not to say the words; gagged and bad food, in front of Tunner while he was cooking. I'm very glad my big brother was careful with his words because that could easily get the three of us kicked out for good.

As I kept dreaming I laid my head on the table, resting it in my arms. As I kept thanking about dating Tunner, I almost fell asleep I was thinking about the both of us going on a stroll together, him giving me a tour around his barn, him singing all the songs I wanted while holding me, and even laying down with him in his bed cuddling together. He was way too dreamy to the alien's eye. His muscles, his hair, his face. I also imagined him winking at me while he blew me a kiss, The daydream made me moan slightly, getting Oren's attention. "You okay lil sis?" He asked me. I perked up from my gaze as he said that to me. "Oh, uhh.. yeah I'm good. Just daddy issues that's all." Oren nodded his head slightly, but I blushed as Tunner gazed at me as heard me talk to Oren. Tunner blushed and put his hand over his mouth, slightly chuckling at my words. I knew I wasn't lying after all because Tunner knew what was on my mind as he got out some of his left over cheese pizza bagels for Simon, and heated them up a little in the microwave. Simon's oral cavity watered for his afternoon snack. Whenever Simon sees a food he's never tried before, drool comes out of his mouth and I could tell He Was Starving!

At the corner of my eye though, I noticed a blond girl with a vibrant pink cowgirl hat creeping into the room as if she was stalking us for information. As was about to leave, she turned her head to the right and to the left. To my relief, she left the window. some red lazer circled around her like a tornado as if she transformed into something unusual. I had that feeling she turned into a black figure. but when I walked to the window and checked outside, she was gone. But whenever we were with Tunner, I knew to my faithful heart that he was going to protect and keep us safe no matter what happens, he's a sheriff after all. I had this thing on my mind though. Was that blucifur? (also known as black) the entity who is destroying our planet for power? Or was it one of his spies? I had that feeling that we were being spied on, and being watched at the same time.