(This is a lyrical rewrite of the song "Your New Boyfriend".)
Life changed way more than we thought it would
And you got more friends than you should
We can't believe your new buddies are here
But me and Usop wish they'd disappear
Why do you think we don't exist
Like we're some weirdos hiding in the mist?
We've been together since the first day
So why the heck do you push us away?
If they're in the school then we must be insane
A teapot and a robot in our brain
We know that they've got social skills
But we've got the look that just kills
What makes them better than what we can be?
Why do you act like you never met us,
Tubee?
Your new buddies honestly suck.
(IDIOTS!)
Yeah, we've met your buddies (WHY NOT!?)
The ones who separated us from you
Even though you met them a minute ago
I guess they wanted to troll people too
But ironically, it's us they have trolled
I must admit, this is getting old
Just tell us, do you remember?
All of our pranks of September?
But now you're living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, now you're living the dream
Or as so it could have seemed
You're living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, now you're living the dream
Or as so it could have seemed
How on earth could we be saved,
When we're one click away from insane?
We just think that we deserve
A little bit of what we earned
To get you back, should we be more keen?
To not make another scene?
Like the one from down the banister
From episode "Speedster E"
If they're in the school then we must be insane
A teapot and a robot in our brain
We know that they've got social skills
But we've got the look that just kills
What makes them better than what we can be?
Why do you act like you never met us,
Tubee?
Your new buddies honestly suck.
We think about you everyday (every day)
So how on earth could we be saved? (Can we be saved?)
We think about Yuuchi and Usop too (We think about them)
But we don't like them as much as you (as much as you)
'Cause you're Tubee
You got grace (you got grace)
You're why the school is our favorite place
But why don't you notice us anymore?
It's not like Yuuchi and Usop have something better in store
We want you to care
Because we can't be compared (at least not to them)
(BY THE WAY, THEY'RE IDIOTS!)
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