A faded memory.

Pre-notes: god you guys are NOT READY for this

Warnings:
Heavy discretions of gore. (This can be.. VERY triggering, not exactly because of the gore itself bit because of its subtle undertones. BE WARNED PLEASE!!)
Cursing.
Bugs. (specifically roaches)
Hallucinations, uncomfortable stereotypes, repusinations and hidden meanings.
(This is NOT supposed to be anything weird, any.. Freaky comments will be deleted. Don't be weird please... (Happened with someone last chapter, so Im just stating this now) :(..)

HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY!!

(MEPHONE POV:)

"Anyway, as for the next challenge, your'e gonna have too forgive me."
I started off, walking towards the contestants, this was not exactly the best time. I still looked like a pretty complete mess, but hey, atleast it's better then what I looked like this morning. I very sloppily got ready since I knew I wanted this episode out soon.

"i've been thrown WAYYY of schedule!!
I started to complain.
"i've had it ROUGH lately y'know? I was sued, tried in court, JAIL, Brutally sneezed on, and nearly glitched into SUBMISSION!!"

My arms went up in the air as moved around frantically as I tried to explain my pure distress, sure a bit of drama is fine. But not for ME. I'm the host, not a contestant. I'm busy enough eating cookies and moping around to focus on all theese catastrophes going on with my show. I have a life y'know?

And then I smiled, remembering my, totally awesome and not stolen plan.

"Buy, today!! It's going to be different; were taking things.. LOOOWWWW KEEEEEYYY....."
I purposely extended my words to over eggaerate the fact were going slow, like any host would do.

(FAN POV:)

"Oh, so you're saying this is filler?"

To me, it was obvious. It makes sense why mephone would do all this, he has been through alot. And again, filler is very very common in shows, not just reality. All generes, I'm glad I can finally get back to the pattern. My blog has been way too... Sketchy lately. And I need some knew, commonly known content too balence it out.

"It's not filler!!!"
Xe bit back immediately, showing clear signs of defensiveness, oh, how I NEED to write this down!!

"Uhh.. I mean- ittttssssss nooottttttt fillllleeeeeeeerrrrrrr!!! Were just, naturally slowing down the pace!!"

"So.. Your saying this, ALL of this, is filler?"

"W-What? No!! If this was filler, there would be no significant plot elements at all!!"

I looked at the defensive phone, you could basically just HEAR my monotoned voice from the way I stared at him. I'm a blogger and reality TV show pro!! Did he really think she could phase, THE number one biggest fan with a kid as cheap as that?

"But.. I just head that, uhh..."
They quickly and frantically turned around, before turning too marsh.

"Marshmallow.. Lost her bottle cap collection!!!!!"

"Huh.. But I don't even-"
She tried to state, but mephone cut her off.

"Oh, her beloved collection of caps to bottles!! Paintbrush, lightbulb, you gotta help her find them!!"

(Lightbulb POV:)

A SCAVENGER HUNT?? count me in!!! I was so good at scavenger hunts 137.23 millisecond ago, I MUST be good now!!

"Don't sorry marshy, we'll go find you bottle caps!! Hmm... Where should we check first.."

I said, picking marshmellow, putting he next to my body and walking along. Whistling a song I had heard on the good- ol tv when talking with testy!! What was it called? CupCake for take? No..  Cake the lake?? No.. Oh!! Cake at stake!! Yeah, yessiresers.. I think..