DIRT - Random TPOT Groupchat

"I..." Two was speechless, still staring at Coiny

"Oh come on, you still haven't tried any yet!" Coiny handed Two a handful of dirt

"Yeah, Two, you should try a bit of dirt!" Marker's eyes lit up again, a wide smile on his face

Two hesitantly took the dirt, staring at it in their hand before taking a small bite. Their facial expression immediately twisted into one of disgust

"Ugh- This..This is disgusting! Who would even enjoy eating this?!" Two say with a disgust face

Pin, along with the other objects, gave a collective nod of agreement, happy that someone finally called out on these guys weird habits

"I would never eat such.. such... disgusting filth!" Golf Ball shudders at the mere thought of eating dirt

"Yeah.. I don't understand eating dirt either..." Tennis Ball grimaces as he watches Coiny continue to devour the dirt

"What's so wrong with eating dirt? It's so good!" Coiny continued to chew on a larger clump of dirt, completely oblivious to the judging stares from the others

"See!? This guy gets it!" Marker gestured to Coiny, who continued to happily munch on the dirt like it was a five-star meal

Pin could only watch in horror and disgust as Coiny continued to eat dirt like it was the most delicious thing he's ever tasted

"I can't take this anymore..." Pin facepalmed, unable to handle the sight of Coiny and Marker eating dirt

Both Two and Pin looked down to see a dirt-themed cake, with the words "Dirt Enjoyers" written on it in icing

"Why would someone even make a cake like this?!" Pin stares at the cake in confusion and a hint of disgust

"I don't know..." Foldy examined the cake, tilting her head back and forth while trying to read the writing on top

"Because dirt cake is the best cake, obviously!" Marker chimed in, still eating dirt like it was his favorite food

"How did we go from What's our favourite sports to this..?"

"Honestly, I have no idea." Pin facepalmed once more, exasperated by the weirdness of the conversation

"Hey, you know what would be the best sport?" Coiny suddenly spoke up, a sly grin on his face

"What is it, Coiny?" Foldy tilted her head, curious to what Coiny was about to suggest

"The best sport...?" Coiny's grin got even wider as he spoke, the air thick with suspense

"Dirt eating"

The other objects looked on in horror and disbelief as Coiny spoke, some of them visibly disgusted

"Coiny, that's not a sport, that's a health hazard. I'm pretty sure eating dirt isn't good for you-" Two could only stare in shock, dumbfounded by what they just heard

"Are you out of your mind!?" Golf Ball exclaimed, appalled by Coiny's ridiculous suggestion

Tennis Ball looked absolutely horrified, unable to wrap his head around the idea of dirt eating as a "sport"

Coiny chuckled, completely unphased by the reactions of the objects around him

"Oh come on, fellas! You need to live a little! Dirt eating is much more fun than any other sport out there!" Coiny says

"Yeah, you just gotta embrace the dirt!" Marker chimed in, vigorously nodding in agreement with Coiny's wild idea

"You guys are insane..." Two watched as Coiny began to practically shove dirt into his mouth, making everyone else cringe

"Nah I'm not insane, I'm just having a lil' fun!" Coiny spoke with his mouth full of dirt, completely unfazed by the disgusted reactions of the other objects

"Seriously, you guys are missing out on the fun!" Marker eagerly followed Coiny's lead and started eating the dirt with reckless abandon, dirt flying everywhere

"You're gonna get yourself sick at this rate..." Foldy's concerns were drowned out by the loud crunches of dirt and the crazed laughter of Coiny and Marker

"Yeah, I agree, this is pretty dangerous..." Stapy voiced his worry aloud, watching the dirt eating frenzy unfold with a mixture of fear and fascination

"Can we please stop eating dirt? This is getting really ridiculous..." Pin pleaded desperately, her voice full of distress as she watched Coiny and Marker continue to devour the dirt without a care in the world

"Nah, you worry too much!" Coiny smirked, unbothered by the risk of getting sick. He continued to eat dirt like it was a game, completely reckless

Pin face-palmed again, shaking her head in disbelief at Coiny's recklessness. She was completely baffled by his lack of concern for his own health

"Seriously, you're going to make yourselves ill at this rate!" Golf Ball looked on in shock, her eyes widened as Coiny and Marker showed no signs of slowing down their dirt-eating binge

"Yeah, this is getting a little bit too much..." Tennis Ball echoed Golf Ball's concern, his expression filled with worry as he observed the dirt guzzling duo

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