I Myself Am Strange And Unusual

3rd POV:
In Camp Chippewa, it was time for the play to begin. "Each summer, we take this occasion to celebrate a seminal event in American history." Gary said.

"This year, we depict perhaps the most important day in our shared past, the fist Thanksgiving!" Becky said.

The play begins as the campers, dressed like corn, turkeys and other things as Pugsley and Junior walked up stage, wearing big turkey outfits. "I hate this shit....." Junior whispers. "Just stick to the plan, Junior...." Pugsley whispers back.

"🎶 Eat us, hey, it's Thanksgiving day! Eat us, we make a nice buffet! We lost the race with Famer Ed! Eat us, cause we're good and dead! White man or red man from east, north or south! Chop off our legs and put 'em in your mouth!🎶" Everyone sings before it was the duo's turn.

"🎶 Eat me!🎶" "🎶 Sautéed or barbecued!🎶" "🎶 Eat me!🎶" "🎶 We once we're pets but now we're food! We won't stay fresh for very long! So, eat us before we finish this song! Eat us before we finish this song!🎶"

"I better get those new serial killer cards before they sold out......" Junior whispers, ready to break the costume.

"I am so glad we invited the Chippewas to join us for this holiday meal. Remember, these savages are our guest. We must not be surprised at any of their strange customs. After all, they have not had our advantages,  such as fine schools, libraries full of books, shampoo." Amanda said her lines.

Then, they Chippewas walked on stage, "Howgh, I am Pocahontas, a Chippewa maiden." [Y/N] said, dressed like Pocahontas with a fake ass smile.

"And I am Running Bear, betrothed Pocahontas. In the play." Joel said his lines, saying the last part from feeling Wednesday's hooded glare.

The play goes on as Junior and Pugsley walked on stage in the turkey outfits. "Thank you, Sarah Miller. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen." [Y/N] straight up giving fake complements before breaking out of character.

"Your hair is the color of the sun. Your skin is like fresh milk and everyone loves you." "Stop! Sit." "Wait." [Y/N] stops smiling, snapping her fingers as BJ as a snake slides on the stage, scaring everyone.

"We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the raodsides."

"You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have tock shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."

Then, [Y/N] shows the ring on her finger, "I'm already betrothed to the man I love and dare to separate me from him. Mon Cher." [Y/N] turns around, slowly grabbing and holding Wednesday's hand, "Cara Mia."

Wednesday kisses from her hand up to her neck. [Y/N] slowly turns to face Amanda, "And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you...and burn your village to the ground."

Joel gives a signal and all hell broke loose as all the outcasts children ran off to burn the fake village on fire and take matters into their own hands.

Then, snake BJ sliders towards Amanda and hisses at her. "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. It's time for the family to reunite." Snake BJ vanishes into thin air as [Y/N] looks at the chaos she just made before smirking at Amanda.

"Mon Amour, if you please." Wednesday groans of pleasure before lighting up a match before dropping it. Every parent runs away to get away from the fire to reach safety.

After the chaos, all the outcasts children sat on the table while someone cook up Gary and Becky. While in the river is Wednesday rowing a canoe with his beloved fiance in front of him as they both shared a kiss.

"You guys go. Me and Junior are gonna stay here to help the others." [Y/N] said, helping Pugsley and Wednesday climb over the fence. "Amor...." Wednesday holds her fingers through the fence.

"We'll be fine, Wednesday. BJ will give us a ride before Debbie comes for Fester. I'll be back, Love." "Querida." They both shared a kiss before they both went their separate ways.