SolarBalls React!

Before they were here, Earth was feeling bad about himself, especially after his attempt. Moon/Luna was comforting him, Mercury was planning a therapy session. Mars and Venus? The moons did a number on them. Jupiter was feeling a bit paranoid about X. Uranus was looking for his moons with Neptune to help, and Titan just met Titania (No ship) and the other moons to recruit them for the Moon Revolution. Titan was feeling extremely bad about himself since Callisto said that she got rid of Earth's moon. He severely misses him. The only moon that was truly there for him.

And then . . .

POOF!

All the rockies, All the Gas planets and two moons (Titan and Luna), teleported in my reaction room! They all look confused, some of them notice Mars and Venus brutally beaten up on the floor, Earth runs to them and crouches on the ground, he wonders what what happened.

Mercury: "Wh-where are we?!"

Earth: "Scratch that! Look at Mars and Venus, what happened to them?!"

Jupiter crouches down near Mars and Venus to check on them.

Jupiter: "They seem to have been bombarded with asteroids.."

Luna: "What?! Who would do this to th-"

Titan: "MOON! I thought you were- I thought you were- ..dead..?"

Titan was clearly shocked, Luna was presumed dead by Callisto. Everyone looked at the satellite (Luna). 

Earth: "Why would you be-"

"Ehem, ehem, does this mic work?"

Everyone froze in place.

Me: "HELLOOOOOOOOOOO???

Jupiter: "Who are you?!"

Me: "Who am I? I'll tell you once you sit down! And don't worry about your two injured friends, I'll take care of them!"

Jupiter: "And how will you-"

All of a sudden, Bandages were on Mars and Venus, they both seem to awaken. 

Uranus: "Mate, how in the bloody hell did you do that?!"

Me: "Mm.. don't worry about it!"

Venus: "Ugh... where.. where are we..?"

Me: "Welcome one and all to the reaction room! I'd like to kindly and respectfully ask you to sit down please! I'll answer your questions once you comply!"

Everyone sits on sofas. 

Luna, Earth and Titan sits on a sofa. Jupiter and Saturn on one, Mars, Venus and Mercury on one. And finally, Uranus and Neptune sit on another.

Me: "Great! Now that you're all done, the question all of you are thinking is probably, 'Who am I' or, 'Why am I here?' So to kickstart those, My name is Aster but you can call me Blues as well if you wish, you are here simply to react!"

Saturn: "React..?"

Me: "Indeed, Saturn! Reacting to videos!"

Mercury: "Will you let us go after this..?"

Me: "Of course, I'm not some sort of evil person you know!"

Earth: "Person..?"

Earth and Luna in unison: "Wait you're an Earthling?!"

Me: "Bingo!"

Earth: "What kind of technology is this, are you guys like a type 3 civilization already..?"

Me: "Ehh... no. Not really... it's.. hard to explain, just don't question it Mr Earth!"

Jupiter: "Earth, control your Earthlings next time.."

Neptune: "What's an Eaaaarthhh?"

Uranus: "Mate, you're embarrassing me.."

Me: "EHEM! Shall we start now?"

Jupiter: "I suppose so, the quicker we start, the quicker we leave, correct?"

Me: "Yep! I'll play the first few videos in a second!"