COTE : react

Author : just a side note this COTE is in a different universe but the main events still happened only the dialogues changed

Thought
"Speech"

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Zan : "it's 12.6!" He shouted loud enough for everyone to hear...

Yuki and Arisu : "......."

Ayanokoji : huh?...

Zan : *laughs* "nah I'm just kidding... It's actually 10.7"

Boys : "that's still massive!"

[You know what else is massive?]

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Teachers reaction

Chabashira : h-he's a...a 10 inch?... Oh my God... Could it even fit in any woman?

Sakagami :...... How am I feeling insecure to a high schooler?... Like damn he's over twice my size

Chei : *she starts drooling not just from the alcohol but... From you know what else...* I mean... He's pretty handsome too so... And he looks pretty lonely so I might be able to help him... And I might convince him to join my class too!

[She's on her full fledged delusional state and is just trying to reason out her desire]

Mashima : I'm speechless... How can a sixteen year old be that big? [He's not talking about Ayanokoji's height]

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Katsuragi : oh god... Does Sakayanagi want that... That t-rex?

Kamuro : shut up, shut up, shut up, stop thinking about it, stop! *she blushes brightly while she continues to have her imagination explore freely about...*

Hashimoto : damn king looking big... Woah that's a cool nickname... King...

Ichinose : *blushing overdrive*

Kanzaki : ooooook...

Mako : dayum... *looks at Ichinose* "hehe, someone's blushing~"

Ichinose : "I-i'm not!"

Ryuen : well... I guess I got it right...

Ibuki : holy crap! How is it so big?! Can that even fit inside someone?!!!?

Horikita : I-i ah, I shouldn't look at something so impure! *she continues to blush deeply*

Hirata : is this really appropriate to show?

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Zan : "now wasn't that refreshing scene after the traumatizing past?" He jokes which no one laughed