Helluva Boss x OC insert

Original characters and script belong to Vivziepop and Brandon Rogers.

WARNING: This has a lot of swearing, acts of violence, horny demons, horny birds, sexual content, oh for fucks sakes, who actually reads this shit? Oh it's transitioning away anyway… 

Made for mature audiences!!

ENJOY!! 

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Inside of a room that has a piece of paper that reads; “Meeting in progress :)” Plastered on the door, Opal walked in front of a whiteboard. 

Opal: “Alright, now, I know business has been... A bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not making any names here..." *She looks at Moxxie* "Moxxie."

Blitzø chuckled as Moxxie gave them an incredulous look. 

Opal: "Now, does anyone have... Any bright ideas on how we can get business up and running again?"

Millie: *eyes sparkling* "What about a car wash?" 

Opal: "This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" 

Blitzø: "Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?"

Moxxie: *Rolls eyes* "We can't afford a billboard, sir." 

Opal: *wraps arm around Moxxie's shoulder* "Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now."

Opal: *pushing Moxxie out of the way* "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" 

Blitzø turned on a TV that shows I.M.P brutally murdering people from the living world, Blitzø whacked a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie got blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swung a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitated someone with a harpoon and laughs, and Opal sliced open someone's neck, giggling. 

Opal and Blitzø ate popcorn. 

Opal: "Ahh, those were good times."

Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding, ma'am. Considering you let Blitzø blow most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... Nobody watches... And, to put on top of that, all the horse figurines he bought WITH that money."

Opal and Blitzø glared at him. 

Opal: "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"

Millie: "People love musicals, ma'am."

Opal: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical!" *does jazz hands* "Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

Moxxie: "Ma'am-"

Opal: "'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's ASSHOLE talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Blitzø glares at Moxxie. 

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Moxxie?"

Blitzø: "Yeah how dare you, Moxxie?"

Moxxie: "I- What?"

Millie: "I thought I knew you," *playfully sticks her tounge out at him*

Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately. 

Opal: "I can't believe you, Moxxie!" *holding up an employee of the month plaque with a bad picture of Moxxie on it.* "After I made you employee of the month! Taking Blitzø’s streak off the chart!"