[MAFIA AU] "He's a mafia boss and she's a little troublemaker both have something in common, however, it's complicated."
Unstoppable is what describes them best.
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?? DO NOT COPY MY WORK: I won't hesitate to take legal action. You will get sued...
Hey party people, it's your boi—uh, your girl—J back from my top-secret Netflix binge hideout (yep, it's been a minute)! I missed you all like I miss my phone charger on a road trip, and I hope you're living your best lives, staying hydrated, and slaying the adulting game.
So, I can almost hear you all buzzing, "J, why did you ghost us like that?" Well, buckle up for a drumroll (insert that epic TikTok sound effect) because I'm back with a... wait for it... SHORT STORY!
Picture this: me, scratching my head like I'm trying to solve the mystery of why my laundry never folds itself, while the camera does some wild zoom-in like it's auditioning for a TikTok trend. I take a deep, overly dramatic breath and drop the news: "Haha... yeah, I'm writing a new book!" I was expecting crickets—seriously, I was ready for a total dead silence—but nah, you all went off like I just announced free pizza at 2 AM. "Yaaay!"
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Here's the spicy deets: I'm cooking up a mystery/crime romance that's twistier than your ex's texts at midnight. It's called The Silent Vows and trust me—it's loaded with more secrets than your favorite conspiracy theory subreddit.
So, go check it out and let the plot twists make your brain do backflips. Stay woke, keep slaying, and always remember: hydration is key, but so is a good book and a killer meme.
