A Not So Classic Isekai Bullsh [BSD x reader!]

Warning(s): falling(again), sarcasm, spoilers for Gaiden(?), hot woman (heh)

"Imagine falling down from the sky for more than 2 times. Can't be me lol." you said as you fell from the sky.

You landed gracefully on the ground as you examines your new surrounding. (you basically came crashing down but we don't talk about that)

After a throughout examination, you have concluded that you are still in Japan. However, you are not sure whether you are still in Yokohama or not.

A loud explosion was heard from a distance as you turn towards it. You squint your eyes to see two figures on the top of the mountains, seemingly fighting?

You gave up trying to keep track of where they went though. After all, its not like they're gonna play a major part in the future-

Anyways, you decided to take a walk around your surrounding but there only seem to trees after trees. You wandered around and eventually got lost.

You're getting very bored and annoyed by now, so you decided to do the most reasonable thing! Jumping off the nearest cliff!!

"Hey! What are you doing here??! Don't you know this is a highly restricted zone?!!" a stern voice yelled out, reaching you.

"Who? Me?"

"Is there anybody else here?!!" the woman in front of you shriek confusingly.

"Duh, can't you see my friend Timmy over here?"

"W-what?" she looked around nervously, only to see the little flower that you're pointing at.

"..."

"..."

Both of you went quiet before the woman speaks up again.

"Don't toy with me! I am Mizuki Tsujimura from the Special Division! You have the right to remain silent for being overly suspicious in a restricted zone!" she whipped out her work ID and proceeded to recite a line that you are conveniently familiar with.

Now having a closer look, she's actually very pretty. (I am married with her)

While being mesmerized by her beauty, she took you back to the Special Division Headquarters.

On the way, Tsujimura took a phone call from someone with a contact name 'Killer Detective' (jk). She then took a detour to another lane that you are definitely not familiar with.

"Seems like you'll be taking trip to his place with me."

"..." It then struck you that you are now in Gaiden, another story of Bungou Stray Dogs.

"Damn how did I only know now."

"What?"

"What."

Silence has yet again fill in the atmosphere.

"You know what, I'm not even gonna question you anymore." she gave up.

OMG YA'LL GUESS WHO'S BACK?? OK NVM BUT LIKE IDEK HOW THIS 'GON PROGRESS SO BEAR WITH ME(?) also I'm not gonna post regularly so uhm I'll be posting randomly uhh don't expect too much!! also I kinda forgot like 90% of the plot in bsd so Imma try rewatching it again..? ANYWAYS THANKS YA'LL FOR STAYING I LOVE YA'LL HOPE NONE OF THESE WRITERS' CURSE GET ME AGAIN SO I CAN KEEP WRITING RAHHHHHHH (school's starting...but I got into the first class so eh-)

-Crystal out