Cuddle Bug

 Lucifer had never been more confused with a sinner's behavior in his entire life.

After the battle when Adam came back as a sinner he was obviously very upset about it. Everyone and their mother could tell he was pissed about being a demon so much he even moved into the newly renovated Hazbin Hotel (After Charlie had a huge argument with everyone about second chances).

However Adam was also pissed at the remaining members of the hotel for beating him, so he was basically just pissed all the time now. Despite all of this the first man would not leave anyone alone.

Whenever Lucifer walked the halls of the hotel he would always find Adam with one of the other residents. He would always be drinking at Husk's bar, watching Angel Dust's old films with the porn star, or just be sitting in the parlor throwing rib bones at the passers by.

Adam also surprisingly participated in the group activities that Charlie would plan. Though Lucifer couldn't tell if it was out of a genuine desire to be good or just to be a nuisance.

But no matter what Adam did to the others the strangest quirk the sinner had was that he would sleep on the couch in the middle of the parlor. Despite having his own room which he plastered in posters from every rock band imaginable, he still preferred to sleep in the public parlor.

It wasn't that big of a deal considering the only soul it affected was Kiki who was kept up by Adam's loud snoring but it was still concerning. One night when Adam was setting up his blankets on the couch, Charlie tried to politely ask him if he could sleep in his own room.

She was met with a slurry of profanities and a pretty bad excuse. "This couch is better for getting at least some sleep over your shit-covered beds." Afterwards when Charlie was talking to Lucifer about the incident he immediately stormed down to the parlor to give Adam a piece of his mind for yelling at his daughter. But when he got there any rant he had in his mind immediately went out the window

His eyes landed on Adam's hairy, shirtless, chest as it rose and fell with the sound of the first man's snores. Adam's eyes were closed as drool leaked out of his mouth and dripped down his brand new lip piercing as it shone in the moonlight.

As Lucifer watched Adam sleep he felt a golden blush rise to his cheeks for a reason he definitely did not want to think about. Despite how peaceful Adam looked, Lucifer still shook him awake. As the man slowly woke up he opened his eyes slightly and let out a deep, gravelly, groan.

Lucifer's blush deepened at the sound that came out of Adam's throat before he let out an embarrassing yelp as Adam pulled him down onto the couch. Adam buried his face in Lucifer's hair and closed his eyes as he mumbled into the angel's hair. "I'm glad you came home Lilith."

Lucifer just stared wide eyed into Adam's chest as he heard the man's snoring resume. Of all the thoughts racing through his head the thought of him shape shifting and slipping away was surprisingly low on the list. Instead Lucifer just sighed and rested his head against Adam's arm before falling asleep as well

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In the morning Lucifer was awoken by being roughly shoved to the floor by Adam who wore a look of anger and confusion. "What the fuck are you doing in my bed you fucking freak?"

Lucifer pushed himself up with a scoff as he returned Adam's glare. "First of all, this isn't your bed, it's my daughter's couch. Secondly, you pulled me into your arms, douchebag."

Adam continued to glare at Lucifer before a blush grew on his face as memories from the previous night returned. "Fucking...whatever man, I don't do that gay shit. Just forget this fucking happened." The first man covered his face with one arm and used his other hand to keep his blanket wrapped around his waist as he shoved past Lucifer to speed walk up to his room.