Dandy's world oneshots +art book!! ^_^

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one day, toodles was in her room and she was bored.

she went to rodger's office to annoy him and stuff, so rodger got annoyed, he was busy in the middle of something...👅👅

roder: "GET THE FUCK OUT" 

tool: "ok"

rodger: "you know what? ima get you an ipad so you will STOP ANNOYING ME"

toodlers: "YIPPEE"

and so forth, rodger kidnapped a toon handler and put them at hostage, threatening to kill them if they didn't get an ipad for toodles. the toon handler agreed, at his own life, and the long awaited ipad was here.

toodles: "Yay, I have acquired the ipad"

then toodles watched the horrors of youtube shorts content farms and brainrot. 

after a week later, toodles had become completely invested in the ipad, nothing ever leaving her sight but the electronic device. she had become so, SO invested into the ipad that...she cared about nothing more butt the ipad...rodger also never came to visit or play with her anymore, so she had improvise, playing roblox on the technology, talking to probably 40 year old freaky men on xyz games...oh well, close enough anyways.

BUTT one day, groger decides to check on toodles FOR ONCE, since it was his shift to go on a run, and he decided to bring toodles like the irresponsible father figure he is. 

"Greetings, my dear father figure whom I look up to." toodles says in a deep manly voice, her eyes finally leaving the electronic device for once. rodger clears his throat, a bit shocked at toodles's indeedly polite manner.

(Guys indeedly is a word right)

rodger: "toodles, you must come with me in a run"

toodles: "why"

rodger: "because i can"

"NO!!!" toodles shouts, rodger is so flabbergasted at toodles disrespect, he realized that toodles had been watching the ipad for 336 hours, that's way too much screen time bro. toodles goes back to watching her sprunki battle for dream island dandy's world brainrot.

rodger gets angry and takes away toodles's ipad.

toodles: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

then he drags her away to the gulag.

later in the elevator, toodles crossed her arms in frustration, she wanted to watch brain rot skibdidi tolet 😭😭😭

goob notices her and pulls her into a hug, but toodles pushed him away, making goob fling to the other side of the elevator. 

*goob cutely gets flinged* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"