Dandy's world oneshots +art book!! ^_^

how toodles became an ipad kid (crack)

rodger notices and wiggles his pointer finger at toodles in disappointment.

(I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS GOOFY ANYMORE) 

then magically they make it to floor 69, thanks to peeballs being a w distracter. 

peddle: "woof👁👄👁"

scrap: "ew"

the elevator closes, kicking the toons out. vee does a mic check and oh noes.

its diddlecus diddlefer. dandy notices the toons, and rawrs, going after them.

unfortunately pebbles didn't want to distract that, so he went to distract the normal twisteds instead. 

a few big macs were completed now, only 1 more to go.

rodger was walking by toodles, trying to convice her to work on a machine, but the lethal twister had seen them...😨

rodger gasps dramatically, and took toodles hand to skedaddle away from the fatass

toodles swats rodger's hand away, 

"i can protect myself just fine!" 

"NO TOODLES! YOU'LL GET HURT!" rodger says, not meaning to shout it out loud. toodles shook her head, and ran away recklessly, not noticing that...d-d-d-d-d-d-dandy was r-r-r-r-r-r-r-right at the c-c-c-c-c-c-c-corner...😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😰😰😰😰😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😱😱

⚠️Uhmmm a bit of blood (ichor) here⚠️

dandy bashed her head into the ground the moment he saw her, using his claws to get a good grip on her bald, shiny and spherical head.

toodles screamed, trying to get dandy's claws off of the back of her head while he kept banging mostly her forehead onto the hard wooded floor.

rodger couldn't save her. he couldn't do anything but watch. watch in horror as his adopted orphan child was being brutally tortured by dandicum dancifer.

cracks were starting to form at the top of the brainrotted ipad kid's head, black liquid running down to her face.

since toodles was an eight-ball, it took quite a while to make an open crack form. she cried for help, but it had been too late to save her even if dandy had stopped...

pieces of her head cracked off, but dandy still continued to injure her. ichor was running down now, and toodles coughed up a bunch of it too, making a small puddle of black blood underneath.

Ding!

 The last machine was completely, and toodles was trying to crawl her way out. luckily, dandy got distracted and headed for the other toons skedaddling to the elevator.

rodger was about to run to his kid, but goob pulled him into the elevator in time.

goo: "revenge...heh, feels greats..."

ridger: "N-NIO!! Y-YOU... BAKA!!!!"

then toodles died and became a twisted

and then after that run rogder completely forgot about toodles.

the next time rodger went on a run, he stumbled upon twisted ankle biter...😰😰 

t todles: "ROSGER WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEE🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🙁🙁☹️☹️😕😕😟😟😟🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔😔🙁☹️😩😩😫😖😖😣😫😩😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😞😞😞😞😞😞😞🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁😔😔😔😔😔😔😣😣😣😣😖😫😫😖😖😖😖😖😖😫😫😩😩😩😫🙁😣🙁😩🙁☹️😞😟☹️😫😩😖🙁😟😕😣🙁😖🥺😫🥺😫🥺😫😩😫🥺😖🙁😖🙁😟🙁😩😩🥺🥺☹️😫🙁😖🙁😟🙁😟☹️😟🙁☹️😞🙁😟🙁😟😕😔😖😣😣😔😔😔😔😔😔😣😟😕😣😕😣😩😖😩😖😩😖🙁😣🙁😖🙁🥺🥺🥺🥺🙁😖☹️😖"

rodger: "oh em gee! im SO sorry toodles!!"

twisted toodles starting to viciously attack and bite rodgers ankles off and then rodger died and became a twist and got shoved into a capsule.

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the end 😋😋😋