Various x reader

word count: 257

a/n: I'm sorry this is really bad and maybe a little ooc

tw: mentions of stucky, winterfalcon, my bad writing

"Yo, Rogers!" you heard Sam call out. 

"Sam, you know you can just call me Y/N. I mean, you're basically my step-dad."

"You know, since Steve and Buck never got married, you aren't legally Bucky's kid."

That caused Joaquin to look up. "What? Steve Rogers was your Dad? Mi cielo, how come I never knew that?" he complained

"Well, Teniente, considering the fact that Rogers is my last name, and I call Bucky dad, and everyone knows my dads have been together since the 40s. And with Winterfalcon-"

"I'm gonna stop you right there, Y/N. Winterfalcon?" Sam asked with a chuckle.

"Well, yeah. I mean, what's what people called your ship before you became the new Captain America." You paused. "Definitely wasn't me who started it... Anywho! Joaco, wanna go get some lunch?"

"Why, of course, mi vida."

~ time skip brought to you by Bucky's bisexual a- LANGUAGE! ~ 

"So, Joaco Taco, I ever tell you about what Steve Rogers did?"

"Uh, which time?" the lieutenant asked. 

"The time he left me and Dad, people he started a fricking war for, to be with a girl he kissed one time. That's crazy, right?"

Joaquin just frowned. "That's... I'm sorry, amor. You know I'd never leave you, right?"

"I know. That's why I love you." Oh. That was the first time you used the L-word with him. "You don't have to say it back or anything I just-" 

He shut you up with a kiss. Pulling away, he said, "I love you too."

"Good, because if you didn't, I probably return you and ask for a refund, flyboy."