HelluvaBoss :3 (its funnyyy)

The IMP gang and Stolas stand in front of Hell's biggest arcade, glowing in neon lights with a sign that reads:

🎮 "SATAN'S PLAYGROUND – The Ultimate Arcade of Hell!" 🎮

Inside, the arcade is chaotic—demonic machines sparking, games screaming insults at players, and arcade goers (some with extra arms) raging over impossible levels.

Blitzø: (grinning) "Oh HELL yeah! Time to kick some demon ass at these games!"
Moxxie: (crossing arms) "It's an arcade, not a battlefield..."
Millie: (excited) "Same thing!"
Loona: (bored) "Whatever. Let's just get this over with."
Stolas: (curious) "Oh my, so many strange contraptions! Where shall we begin?"

Blitzø drags Loona to a Dance Dance Revolution-style machine.

Blitzø: "Alright, wolf-girl! Let's see if you can keep up with my moves!"
Loona: (rolling her eyes) "Ugh, fine."

The game starts, and immediately, Loona moves like a pro, effortlessly hitting every step. Blitzø? Flailing mess.

Game: "PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT!"
Blitzø: (tripping) "OW! WHO MAKES THESE BUTTONS SO DAMN FAST?!"
Loona: (grinning) "Sucks to suck, old man."

Meanwhile, Moxxie and Millie stand in front of a zombie shooter game.

Millie: (pumped) "Alright, babe, let's blow these undead bastards to bits!"
Moxxie: (nervous) "Can't we just play something less violent?"
Millie: (already blasting zombies) "NOPE!"

Moxxie screams as horrifying zombie-demons jump out at them in ultra-HD. Millie is having the time of her life.

Game: "HEADSHOT! HEADSHOT! RAMPAGE!"

Stolas finds a claw machine filled with... moving, snarling demon plushies.

Stolas: (tilting head) "Oh, how adorable! A tiny torture game!"

He drops a coin in and uses his magic to perfectly position the claw. It picks up a plush, which bites the claw and growls.

Stolas: (laughing) "Oh, what a feisty little thing!"

The machine sparks and explodes from Stolas's overuse of magic. An arcade worker demon sighs.

Arcade Worker: "Not again..."

Blitzø, back on his feet, notices the high-score leaderboard for a racing game called "HELLFIRE SPEEDWAY 666." The top score?

🔥 "LOONA – 99,999 POINTS" 🔥

Blitzø: (angry) "WHAT. HOW?!"
Loona: (shrugging) "I'm just better."

Determined, Blitzø slams a coin in and jumps into the racing seat. The game announcer yells:

"WELCOME TO THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE RACING GAME EVER! GOOD LUCK, LOSER!"

Blitzø: (grinning) "Oh, I'm so gonna win this."

The race starts. Blitzø floors it, and immediately, his car is launched into a flaming pit.

Game: "YOU DIED IN 3 SECONDS! PATHETIC!"

Blitzø: (screaming) "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

Loona sips her soda, smirking.

Meanwhile, Moxxie and Millie enter a VR fighting game. Moxxie puts on a VR headset and immediately panics.

Moxxie: (terrified) "WHY DO I FEEL PAIN IN A GAME?!"
Game: "REALISTIC COMBAT MODE ACTIVATED!"

Millie is kicking demon warriors left and right.

Millie: (laughing) "THIS IS AWESOME!"

Moxxie gets tackled by a huge demon in the game and screams.

Stolas discovers a fortune-teller machine with a glowing skull inside. He places a coin in.

Fortune Teller: "YOUR FUTURE IS FULL OF PASSION... AND A CERTAIN RED IMP."

Stolas: (blushing) "Ooooh~ How delightfully accurate!"

Blitzø, walking by, sees the fortune and turns red.

Blitzø: "DON'T READ INTO THAT, BIRD BRAIN!"

The group regroups at a ticket redemption counter.

Blitzø: (angry) "I GOT ZERO TICKETS. THIS PLACE IS RIGGED."
Loona: (holding thousands of tickets) "Sucks to suck."
Moxxie: (bruised from VR) "That was awful."
Millie: (grinning) "I LOVED IT!"
Stolas: (happily holding a plush of Blitzø that Loona won) "Oh, what a cute souvenir~!"

Blitzø glares at Loona.

Blitzø: "WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THAT?"
Loona: (smirking) "For the laughs."

As they walk out, a loud explosion happens inside. A demon worker runs out, covered in smoke.

Arcade Worker: "WHO BROKE THE DAMN CLAW MACHINE?!"

The group slowly looks at Stolas.

Stolas: (innocent) "Oopsie~!"