Degrassi: The Next Generation / Season 1 Script

Emma: I just gotta hand this in to Armstrong. I'll see you later.

J.T.: So, I'm telling my mom that joke. You know, the one about the duck?

Manny: That one's pretty good.

J.T.: And when I tell her the punchline, she spews milk out of her nose. Uh, Emma? Milk. Out of my mom's nose. Funny?

Emma: Huh? Oh, yeah. Funny, J.T. What's going on?

Liberty: Nothing. Just writing some emails.

Emma: Um, I wanted to ask you... I saw you and Armstrong this morning.

Liberty: And what's your point?

Emma: It looked like...

Liberty: Looked like what? I had a few questions. About equations. So? Are you trying to read my emails?

Emma: No, not at all.

Liberty: Emails are private. Mind your own business.

J.T.: Don't you think you're being a bit obvious?

Emma: About what?

J.T.: Sean. If you stare any harder, your eyeballs will pop out.

Emma: J.T., what do you think of Armstrong? I mean as a person.

J.T.: Teachers aren't people. They're... teachers.

Emma: You know what I mean. Do you think he's okay?

J.T.: Oh, yeah. Armstrong's given me lots of extra help. He's been really nice. To me, anyway.

Emma: Yeah. Come to think of it, he's nice to everyone.

J.T.: You gonna eat that?

Emma: Huh? No. You take it.

J.T.: Something I said?

Jimmy: Hey, Sheila. Two specials, please.

Spinner: What is that? Nuclear waste?

Shelia: I don't want to hear about it, Gavin.

Spinner: Hey, guys. Did you see the sign in the bathroom? "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."

Shelia: Gavin. It might take you a few extra years, but I can't wait for the day you graduate.

Spinner: Aw, man!

Student: Ew, what is it? Ew! Ew!

Spinner: Shelia, there's a bug in my squash.

Shelia: I think the joke goes "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."

Spinner: I'm serious. It's right over-

Shelia: Yeah, nice try, Gavin. By the way, don't forget to pay for that. It's 4.99 plus tax. Next!

Manny: So, Em, for media immersion, should we use HTML?

Emma: Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Manny? Has Armstrong ever touched you?

Manny: What? No! Did he touch you?

Emma: No, no. Not me. Liberty. I saw him touching Liberty.

Manny: Are you sure?

Emma: Yeah. I know what I saw.

Manny: I don't know, Em. Armstrong's a pretty physical guy. Maybe you got the wrong idea?

Emma: I hope so. But, this morning, he had his arm around Liberty. Then, I saw him pass her a note outside. It really looked like he was coming on to her.