accidental encore | taegyu

chapter three

beomgyu:
i was bored and soobin was screaming in my room and i thought annoying a band would be fun

yeonjun:
so you just decided to harass us specifically??

beomgyu:
you seemed easy to annoy. i was right.

taehyun:
i'm gonna fight you irl. drop your location.

beomgyu:
broadway & west 72nd. pull up. bring snacks.

yeonjun:
this is the worst groupchat ever made

hueningkai:
soobin how do you survive being friends with him

soobin:
it's a test from god

beomgyu:
and you're passing with flying colors baby

taehyun:
okay seriously. soobin, we get why you're here. but beomgyu... do you even like our music?

beomgyu:
oh absolutely not

taehyun:
I'M GONNA—

beomgyu:
but i like pissing you off so much that i might start listening just for that

hueningkai:
i'm scared of this man

yeonjun:
same

soobin:
okay but real question... why didn't you block us?

yeonjun:
idk. funny vibes.

taehyun:
i wanted to block you.

hueningkai:
i still might.

beomgyu:
love you too, band boyz.

yeonjun:
i regret everything.

soobin:
i will cherish this chat forever.

taehyun:
i'm leaving

beomgyu:
no you're not my little emo princess come back

taehyun:
i hate him so much

yeonjun:
same

hueningkai:
LOL

beomgyu:
love you too

beomgyu's just about to toss his phone away when a new notification pops up.

🔔 @xxtigerhyunxx has sent you a message.

"who the hell is tigerhyun?" beomgyu mutters.

soobin practically lunges for his phone. "WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. THAT'S—"

"what?"

"THAT'S TAEHYUN'S PRIVATE ACCOUNT I THINK. NOBODY OUTSIDE HIS FAMILY AND LIKE, 3 PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT."

beomgyu blinks, stunned for a second. then a slow, evil smile spreads across his face. "oh, this is personal."

he opens the dm.

xxtigerhyunxx:
i couldn't say this in the gc because they'd clown me but i need you to know something

beomgyu:
oh?

xxtigerhyunxx:
you are the most annoying person i've ever met and we just met like 20 minutes ago.

beomgyu:
wow ur kinda obsessed with me already

xxtigerhyunxx:
absolutely not.

beomgyu:
ur secretly in love with me it's okay u can admit it

xxtigerhyunxx:
i would rather eat my own guitar strings

beomgyu:
kinky

xxtigerhyunxx:
BLOCKED.

beomgyu:
no u didn't bc u love this

xxtigerhyunxx:
shut up shut up shut up

beomgyu:
why'd you dm me tho. like for real. u could've ignored me and moved on with your rich rockstar life

xxtigerhyunxx:
because you pissed me off and i had free time

beomgyu:
admit it. you were intrigued by my charm

xxtigerhyunxx:
i was intrigued by how fast i could ruin your life

beomgyu:
hot

xxtigerhyunxx:
STOP SAYING EVERYTHING IS HOT

beomgyu:
sorry can't hear you over how hot you sound when you're mad

xxtigerhyunxx:
i hate you so much it's unreal

beomgyu:
and yet here you are... in my dms... talking to me personally...

xxtigerhyunxx:
i'm blocking you

beomgyu:
no u won't bc u love this too

xxtigerhyunxx:
i hope your spotify crashes forever

beomgyu:
i hope your eyeliner smudges right before a live show

xxtigerhyunxx:
i hope your wifi dies in the middle of a video

beomgyu:
i hope your guitar string snaps and hits you in the face

xxtigerhyunxx:
i hope you step on a lego

beomgyu:
i hope you accidentally like your own thirst trap from 2017

xxtigerhyunxx:
i hope you trip in front of your crush

beomgyu:
i am my crush. self love baby

xxtigerhyunxx:
i regret this conversation so much

beomgyu:
no u don't

xxtigerhyunxx:
yeah. okay. maybe not.

beomgyu:
knew it.

xxtigerhyunxx:
shut up.

beomgyu:
make me.

xxtigerhyunxx:
i will.

beomgyu:
bet.

xxtigerhyunxx:
bet.

beomgyu stares at the screen, completely forgetting soobin is literally right next to him, eyes bugging out. "bro. are you... flirting with taehyun?"

"what? no!" beomgyu tosses the phone down like it's on fire. "this is just... advanced trash talk."

"advanced trash talk where you call each other hot?"

"it's called strategy, soobin."

soobin stares. "you're insane."

"and yet," beomgyu grins, "he's still texting me."