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soobin screams. "you're going to HELL."

"worth it." beomgyu's already slamming the post button.

seconds later, his phone buzzes.

🔔 xxtigerhyunxx liked your post.

🔔 xxtigerhyunxx commented: blocking you forever.

beomgyu giggles so hard he nearly drops the phone on his face. "he loves me."

"he hates you," soobin groans, but he's laughing too.

beomgyu immediately replies to taehyun's comment.
"you'll miss me when i'm gone <3"

xxtigerhyunxx:
i already miss the days before i met you

beomgyu:
awwww

xxtigerhyunxx:
shut up

beomgyu:
you liked the post tho. ur down bad.

xxtigerhyunxx:
...die.

"you're so annoying," soobin says, but his face is bright with secondhand glee.

"annoying and irresistible," beomgyu corrects, rolling off the bed dramatically. "that's my brand."

soobin shakes his head, already unlocking his own phone. "i'm texting the groupchat. they need to see this."

"tell yeonjun i said hi."

"tell him yourself."

"nah," beomgyu grins, "i'm exclusive to taehyun now."


the killa (temporary mess)

soobin:
EVERYONE WAKE UP RIGHT NOW

EMERGENCY

yeonjun:
bro it's literally 4pm

hueningkai:
i was having a peaceful day until this notification ruined my life

soobin:
BEOMGYU JUST POSTED THE MOST UNHINGED THIRST TRAP EVER AND TAEHYUN LIKED IT IN UNDER A MINUTE

yeonjun:
??

hueningkai:
...thirst trap? beomgyu?

soobin:
HOLD ON I'LL SEND IT

(soobin has sent an image)

yeonjun:
WHAT IS THIS

hueningkai:
WHY IS THERE A FOOT IN HIS FACE

yeonjun:
THIS IS A HATE CRIME

soobin:
AND TAEHYUN LIKED IT!!!! EXPLAIN!!

taehyun:
first of all. die.

soobin:
second of all???

yeonjun:
i need to know what part of that post spoke to you spiritually

hueningkai:
the sunglasses? the foot? the pringles bag? the diarrhea shirt?

yeonjun:
taehyun this is the man you're flirting with??

taehyun:
WE'RE NOT FLIRTING

soobin:
"you'll miss me when i'm gone <3"

hueningkai:
"aww my little rockstar missed me"

yeonjun:
nah. y'all are flirting.

taehyun:
i've known this man for less than 24 hours

soobin:
and he's already your soulmate

yeonjun:
this is a speedrun romance any%

taehyun throws his phone across his bed, face burning.

"i hate them," he mutters, dragging both hands down his face. his bandmates have zero mercy.

but even worse than the groupchat roasting him alive — his brain will not stop thinking about that post.

beomgyu, looking ridiculous and smug, sunglasses slipping off his face, crushed under soobin's foot like some kind of feral little goblin. the stupid pringles can like it's high fashion. the disgusting shirt. everything about it should be repulsive.

so why the hell did taehyun double tap without even thinking?

he groans, flopping face-down into his pillow. this is insane. he doesn't even know beomgyu. this isn't some cute meet-cute romance — this is a random internet gremlin invading his life less than 24 hours after they accidentally crossed paths.

taehyun rolls over and unlocks his phone again. his finger hovers over beomgyu's page. against all logic, he opens it.

the latest post is still there. caption:
"thinking about you xx"

taehyun hates it. taehyun hates him.

taehyun likes the post again.

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