Willowshine: Alright Silverflight, you've healed enough to wander around the camp. But DO NOT LEAVE. Imma go gather herbs--I need mallow, honey, catmint, and yarrow because I had to make you throw up AFTER YOU ATE ALL MY HERBS. Anyway. Don't die while I'm gone.
Silverflight: *cheerily* No promises!
Willowshine: *sighs and leaves camp*
Silverflight: SHADESPLASH COME OVER HERE!
Shadesplash: I'm here, what??
Silverflight: I'm bored, wanna go swimming in the rapids?
Shadesplash: Aren't you supposed to stay in camp and heal-
Silverflight. NO. WILLOWSHINE DEFINITELY DID NOT EXPLICITLY TELL ME TO NOT LEAVE CAMP. Come on, let's go! *walks away, trying hard not to limp*
Shadesplash: Fine, then... *follows*
The two make their way to the fastest part of the river, conveniently unnoticed by other cats.
Silverflight: We're HERE! Let's jump in!! *prepares to leap*
Shadesplash: I really don't think this is helping you-!
Silverflight: *jumps in the rapids and disappears underwater* glub-glub I'M DROWNING! THIS IS FUN!
Shadesplash: *has no choice but to dive in too* *gets swept downriver with Silverflight*
Silverflight: WHEEEEE!
Shadesplash: AHHHHH I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYY
Silverflight: IMMA CATCH A FISH! *ducks head underwater and catches a trout* YIPPEE! *drops the trout* OH NOOOOOO!!!
Beetleclaw: *wanders up and sees them being swept around* What the flip is happening-
(at the same time:)
Shadesplash: HELP USSS
Silverflight: WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUNNN!
Beetleclaw: 0.0 -.- 0.0
Beetleclaw: *exaggeratedly heavy sigh* Fine... *scoops both cats out as they come by*
Silverflight: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? I was having fun!
Shadesplash: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Beetleclaw: Let's just get you both back to camp-
~at camp~
Willowshine: SILVERFLIGHT! You are SO BAD at healing!! DO I NEED TO MAKE HEAVYSTEP SIT ON YOU TO KEEP YOU STILL??
Silverflight: No I'm sorry ANYTHING BUT HEAVYSTEP! I'll be a good patient and stay in camp!!
Willowshine: YOU BETTER. *whispers to Heavystep* I'll contact you later-
Heavystep: *whispers back* Anytime.
Just so y'all know I'm ALWAYS open to suggestions for new spoofs!! Just comment below and I'll consider it! But keep in mind I can get busy at times, please don't be mad if I don't update often.
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Silverflight's Going CRAZY!
FanfictionSilverflight is my personal OC, a silver tabby she-cat from RiverClan. She loves bringing some humor and craziness to RiverClan's daily life! This is a Warrior Cats spoof involving her and some other characters going HAYWIRE!! Message from Silverfli...
