"shut up," beomgyu hisses, ears fully on fire.
"you didn't say no."
"i will throw you into traffic."
"kinky."
"TAEHYUN."
the whole group bursts out laughing, beomgyu somewhere between fury and cardiac arrest, while taehyun just smiles like the menace he is.
and that's how they finally arrive at the restaurant — one step away from a restraining order and two steps away from a romcom montage.
they barely make it through the door before the teasing starts up again.
the waitress hands them the most innocent menus ever, but the second they sit down, all hell breaks loose.
"so," hueningkai grins, flipping open his menu dramatically. "who's feeding who tonight?"
"what the hell does that even mean," beomgyu scowls, already regretting his life choices.
"it means," hueningkai leans in with a mischievous glint, "are you gonna cut taehyun's steak for him like a doting boyfriend or what?"
"EXCUSE ME?" beomgyu's voice hits octave heights only dolphins can hear.
"oh my god," soobin groans, forehead hitting the table. "can we be normal for five minutes?"
"no," yeonjun, hueningkai, and taehyun say at the same time.
"also," taehyun adds, casually resting his chin in his hand, "if beomgyu wants to feed me, i wouldn't stop him."
"STOP IT," beomgyu screeches.
"aw, gyu's shy," yeonjun coos, making kissy faces at him.
beomgyu points an accusing finger at soobin. "you dragged me here to be bullied."
"no," soobin says flatly. "i dragged you here so i wouldn't have to suffer alone."
"friendship is dead."
"so is your reputation," hueningkai adds helpfully.
the waitress returns just in time to catch the tail end of this disaster, looking like she's seriously considering quitting her job right then and there.
"um... drinks?" she asks, awkward smile plastered on.
"water," soobin mumbles, too embarrassed to function.
"same," beomgyu adds, aggressively avoiding eye contact with everyone at the table.
"do you have lemonade?" taehyun asks, smiling up at the waitress like a perfect angel. beomgyu wants to throttle him.
as the waitress jots down their orders and leaves again, the table immediately descends back into chaos.
"what are you ordering, gyu?" taehyun asks sweetly.
"poison," beomgyu deadpans.
"aww, if you're gonna die, at least die feeding me first."
"i am actually going to scream."
"do it. louder this time."
"i hate you."
"no you don't."
beomgyu slams his menu down. "fine. i'm getting a burger. happy?"
"ohhh, sharing fries?" taehyun wiggles his eyebrows.
"get your own damn fries."
"but yours taste better."
"YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HAD MY FRIES."
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accidental encore | taegyu
Fanfictionbeomgyu doesn't care about bands - especially not the one his best friend soobin's obsessed with. but one late night, they send a random dm to the band's account just for fun... and somehow, the lead singer taehyun replies. what starts as a joke tur...
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