How would Percy Jackson react to their future?

(Artist: Benson Boone.)

Me: "Homosexual dick."
Will: "You called."
Me: "I present to you: Jason's harem."
Percy: "What about min-"
Me: "NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!"
Jason: "Amen."
Me: "Let's start. Here is the first member of his harem."

Leo: "NOT THE BRICK!"
Hazel: "That's... a brick..."
Me: "I know... how about we just go to the next one."
Piper: "okay."
Me: "OH WAI-"

Nico: "..."
Percy: "..."
Will: "..."
Sadie: "..."
Sam: "..."
Annabeth: "..."
Frank: "..."
Reyna: "..."
Meg: "..."
Magnus: "..."
Zia: "..."
Me: "I didn't mean for that to happen. Let's pretend that never happened. Here's the next member."

Thalia: "NO!"
Connor: "That's a stapler..."
Blitz: "Jason, is there something you haven't been telling us."
Jason: "What can I say? I'm a popular guy."
Me: "NEXT!"

Calypso: "ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?"
Leo: "No!"
Sadie: "Pass me the popcorn."
Alex: "Sure."
Me: "... next."

Piper; "REALLY!? That photo!?"
Me: "yes, really."

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