ESTJ: *presiding judge* Okay, this year's art pieces were absolutely stunning, with meticulous craftsmanship and-
ENTP: *gasping for air* Sorry I'm late, I - *gasp* had to carry this all the way from my house.
ESTJ: *judgemental side-eye* There was a bus.
ENTP: *pressing whole body against large sculpture covered in cloth, gasping for air* It- wouldn't- *gasp* fit.
ENTP: *unveils the sculpture*
The sculpture: *literally just a bunch of squiggles carved into a huge block of marble*
ESTJ: *facepalms* Please. Stop it. My eyes. *Se critic noises*
ISFP: *strolls in* Okay, listen, ESTJ, I know we just broke up, but seriously isn't this magnificent?
ESTJ: Wow. For once.
ENTP: Nooooo... Why is ISFP better at everything?
ESTP: Hey, you remember when ISFP broke up with ENTJ?
ENTP: They just mentioned it three seconds ago ESTP.
ESTP: Precisely. You're pretty smart for an intuitive. So, just go date ESTJ successfully.
ENTP: *shok* That is actually such a bad and stupid idea-
ESTP: And?
ENTP: You are such a bad influence, ESTP. *dramatic pause* I'm gonna do it.
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Random MBTI Skits
Randomin which i post funny skits i write about the 16 mbti personalities. stereotypically speaking, of course.
