My Mafia Husband Is A Nightmare || MYG FF || ?

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The Assistant (A.K.A. Y/N vs.
Mafia Paperwork)

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Day 1 of Y/N's Mafia Assistant Job - Immediate Regrets

Y/N had been working for precisely five hours and had already decided that being unemployed was better.

She had no idea what she was doing.

Half of the files were in Korean legal jargon. The other half were contracts with people who probably carried guns.

And worst of all?

Yoongi was zero help.

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[Chat between Y/N and Jimin -
Mafia Employee Chronicles, Part 1]

Y/N:
I am suffering.

Jimin:
LMAO.

Y/N:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Jimin:
No, it's hilarious.

Y/N:
Yoongi is making me
do actual work.

Jimin:
What did you expect?
A fake job?

Y/N:
YES.

Jimin:
Wow.
You're worse than me.

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Y/N sighed.

She was officially doomed.

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Lunch Break? More Like Interrogation Time

At lunchtime, Yoongi finally looked up from his work.

"You're quiet," he said.

Y/N glared at him. "Because I'm dying."

Yoongi smirked. "Tired already?"

Y/N groaned. "Why do you have so many contracts?!"

Yoongi shrugged. "I run an empire."

Y/N narrowed her eyes. "An illegal empire."

Yoongi smirked. "Details."

Y/N sighed. "Can I at least eat?"

Yoongi leaned back. "You can leave for lunch."

Y/N gasped. "I CAN GO OUT?!"

Yoongi nodded. "With a guard."

Y/N screamed internally.

Still, it was something.

She grabbed her purse and ran before he could change his mind.

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Lunch with Siya (A.K.A. Y/N's Therapy Session)

Y/N met Siya at a small café.

The second she sat down, Siya leaned in.

"So. Tell me everything."

Y/N groaned. "Siya, I am suffering."

Siya sipped her coffee. "But... are you suffering attractively?"

Y/N blinked. "What?"

Siya smirked. "Come on. You're working for your hot mafia husband. That's kinda... aesthetic."

Y/N groaned. "I hate you."

Siya grinned. "No, you don't."

Y/N took a deep breath. "Okay, fine. Yoongi isn't... that bad."

Siya gasped. "YOU LIKE HIM."

Y/N choked on her drink. "WHAT? NO."

Siya smirked. "Oh my god. You so do."

"I DO NOT."

"You do."

"I-"

Siya leaned forward. "Do you stare at him?"

Y/N hesitated. "Maybe."

Siya gasped. "YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIM."

Y/N screamed.

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Back at Work - Y/N vs. the Copy Machine

After lunch, Y/N returned to the mansion office.

She glared at the copy machine.

It glared back.

Y/N pressed a button. Nothing happened.

She pressed it again. Still nothing.

"...Yoongi?" she called.

Yoongi looked up. "What?"

"This thing is broken."

Yoongi sighed, stood up, and pressed the exact same button.

The machine immediately worked.

Y/N stared. "I hate technology."

Yoongi smirked. "Or maybe technology hates you."

Y/N threw a stapler at him.

Yoongi caught it without blinking.

Y/N pouted.

Yoongi just grinned.

Oh, no.

He was enjoying this.

Y/N was doomed.

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[Chat between Y/N and Siya -
Mafia Employee Chronicles, Part 2]

Y/N:
I HATE MIN YOONGI.

Siya:
So you love him?

Y/N:
NO.

Siya:
Sounds like love.

Y/N:
DELETE YOUR EXISTENCE.

Siya:
sent a heart emoji.

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Y/N screamed.

Her life was a mess.

And worse?

She was starting to like it.

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