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I just wanted to extend my thanks to My Little Cannolis. (Haven't heard that in a while, right)

You simply clicking on this, even if you didn't enjoy, means a lot.

Just in case you never caught them, here all all of the timeskip quote/jokes that I used while writing:

---Timeskip Brought to you by Washing Clothes Being a Waste of Time-

---Timeskip Brought to you by Count Lionel Having his Chance at the Cotillion-

---Timeskip Brought to you by Darn Beautiful Men Always Eating out of Stan's Trash-

---Timeskip Brought to you by McGucket's Hourly Turf War With the Hillbilly who Lives in His Mirror-

---Timeskip Brought to you by Crombie Not Being a Word---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Eating a Salamander and Jumping Out the Window---

---Timeskip Brought to you by There Being No Cops in the Woods---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Being Unable to Undo Who You Are---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Hot Belgian Waffles, Being Alone, and Swearing For Real---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Smelling Emotional Issues---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Being Amazing and Ethically Ambiguous---

Now, there were a few timeskip quote/jokes that I never got to use, and I feel like I should share them, so here they are:

---Timeskip Brought to you by Eating the Butler---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Going to the Golf Course After Dark---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Putting on Blindfolds and Getting in Stan's Car---

---Timeskip Brought to you by Paying With Pennies and War Bonds---

Also, in the original idea for this, the ending was going to consist of Dipper being clued in on the plan before it was executed, him making (Y/N) a gift, they'd stop fighting, make the plan for (Y/N) to go back home with the young twins at the end of the summer, (Y/N) saying goodbye to the Sirens, and then the last chapter/bit was going to be something like a make-out or something?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) I hardly remember.

I'm way happier with the timeline I ended up going with, even if it was by far not my best work.

(Y/N) was also originally going to be a guy, because, let's be honest, Dipper is hella fruity. I didn't even start colouring the picture because the idea was scrapped so early on. I didn't know how well it would go over, so I didn't go through with it. (I prefer the shorts to the skirt honestly)

Anygays, thanks again. I appreciate all the love, and I hope to see you in my next cringy project.