Enamored ?「 Various Saiki K. Characters x FEM?Reader 」

「 ? A bonehead - 002 ? 」

"Cut it out, Nendou."

"Wait, what?"

Just then the unconscious boy suddenly pushed Nendou away causing him to fell on the floor as the boy immediately run towards the sink opening the faucet.

"What do you mean mouth-to-mouth?" The boy exclaimed cleaning he's mouth while shouting and made throwing-up sounds.

"Wait, so you're okay after all?"

"I was just pretending, idiot! What's wrong with you? Why did you have to kiss me?"

"Well, it was my first kiss, you know. Let's just call it even." This just made the bot throw up more.

"Way to make it worse."

"Everyone's going to think we're in love or something!" The boy muttered imagining him and Nendou on one of those BL manga stuffs which Saiki can clearly see it.

"I'm sure no one will."

"Agreed."

"Hey Saiki, you'd better not tell anyone I was faking!" The boy exclaimed, before turning towards the girl.

'This doesn't count as my first kiss, right? I wished it was at least someone like [L/n]. Man, this sucks!'

"Same goes to you, [L/n]. Even though your a girl, I don't get easy on them. Keep this to y'all self!"

"Keep what to ourselves, exactly? That you were faking? Or was it that your first kiss was with Nendou? If it's the faking, the jig is already up."

You chuckled after you heard what your psychic friend said. 'he's first kiss was with Nendou? I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad.' you thought back to Saiki.

"Both."

Just then, a sound like a wall being grip too hard was heard making all head turn towards the sound- which was the gym teacher on the doorway.

"I heard that." The gym teacher said with a dark glare.

"Crap! It's Matsuzaki!"

"Crap, ended."

"So you were faking?" The teacher said, a vein appearing on the side of he's head.

The boy gulped as he turns he's head towards Nendou. "You've got it all wrong! It was his idea!"

"Ooh?"

"Heh?"

"He told me to fake an illness, so he could play hooky!" He faked sobbed putting a sleeve on he's eyes making the Mr Matsuzaki comfort him by placing a hand on he's shoulder.

"Is that true, Nendou?"

"What?"

"Blaming it on Nendou? Not a bad strategy."

"Kusuo!"

"Oh? Saiki, [L/n], what are you two doing here?"

"Eh?"

"We-"

"Are they on this too, Takahashi?"

"What? Oh, sure. Him, too. But not [L/n] here."

"Sir-"

"What!? That's it! Both of you, to my office! Now! [L/n], you can go to your classes now."

"Dragging me into this is a very bad idea."

"Hold on, a second."

"Wait a minute, Sir."

"What?"

"He really is sick, Didn't you hear what he said?" This made you look at Nendou wondering what was on he's head. Clearly different from yours.

"He's got a bonehead." Oh. This made everyone froze.

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Wait a minute- Nendou, did you think 'bond head' is an illness?" You let out a nervous smile wishing he would say that he's joking. But the only response to you was him staring at you innocently without anything in mind. "That's it, right?"

"Bone head? What are you thinking about?" Then, the teachers mind went on a short recap on what "Bone head" means.

"Oh, Bonehead! I remember now!"

"Ehh??"

"No way!"

"Wow. Dumb and dumber."

"Let's take your temperature. If you're sick, you should have a fever." Nendou ily but wtf.

"It's 92.8°c"

"What?"

"Huh??"

"Call the ambulance!!" The teacher exclaimed. As both the teacher and Nendou took Takahashi inside the ambulance.

"Hang in there!"

"Stay with us!"

"Who's gonna tell them?" You muttered staring at them through the nurses window with Saiki doing the same.

"Kusuo, what did you do this time?" You said, your tune slowly turning into a lecture mode as you crossed your arms staring at Saiki like a disappointed mother.

"I used pyrokinesis, the ability to manipulate-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'to manipulate heat', I know." You quoted in air as a soft sigh escape your mouth.

"Look, it melted a bit." You said trying to touch the thermometer before a hand took it out first making you glare towards the owner which only shrug and burn the object.

"We need to destroy the evidence." Saiki said making you agreed for a bit.

"Wait, I think we should do it when we're-"

"Hey..."

"Crap, he saw us!"

"Nendou it's not-!"

"Hey, don't tell me you caught bonehead, too!"

...

"Hey! Hang in there!"

Saiki is now one of the patient (victim) of having 'bonehead' and is now being carry towards the ambulance.

"Nendou, you really are too kind in this world."

"Really? [Y/n]-chan, your making me blush."

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([A/n]: Ooh?? Two chapters on one night?? Let's gooo.)