Enamored ?「 Various Saiki K. Characters x FEM?Reader 」

╰┈➤"THE CAT'S SO CUTE!"

-"Come here." Two girls were worshipping a cat on the streets.

If you're asked if your a dog person or cat person. What will be your answer?

([A/n]: It can be your favorite animal! Mine is a Capybara:3)

Saiki's answer would be "Who cares?" But of course [first name] would probably lecture him.

After all, deep down. They're all bones.

Some people said things such as "dogs seem smart" or "cats are spoiled".

'Don't touch me, you female hominoid.' The cat thought.

But of course Saiki wasn't alone.

"You didn't have to let me hear it you know. Now I don't know what a [f/animal] will say to me." You said as Saiki.

"I'm just letting you hear the truth. I know that probably [f/animal] hates you." Saiki said bluntly.

"For your information, my [animal/name] loves me so much they stopped popping on my room." You said proudly with a tear falling on your eyes.

'I know.' It's because Saiki told it.

While you were busy talking about your pet, and Saiki busy with his thoughts. He wondered why you suddenly stopped.

"[First name]?"

"Kusuo..." You said as you stared at the small gap between the buildings.

This made Saiki look at it too as he quickly snatched your wrist, pulling you away from the wall.

"Wait! Come back, human! Stop!" The orange cat meowed. But it was immediately translated as Saiki shared the thought to you.

"Good grief. I don't wanna deal with anything right now."

"Kusuo, let's help him. Please?" You asked Saiki as you tried pulling him back.

"How could he ignore a cute animal in distress? Now hurry up and get me out! Play your cards right, and I'll let you pet me." This made you stare at the cat before turning away.

"Nevermind, kusuo. Let's go." You said emotionless which Saiki nodded in agreement.

"What? Wait! Hold up!" The cat thought.

"Good grief. What a pain."

"Kusuo, we saw nothing."

"What's up with them? Oh! They must be a dog person!"

"We aren't either, but we feel more drawn to dogs and [favorite/animal]s now."

"What he said." You said, giving the cat a emotionless stare.

"Anyway, do you want us to help you or not?"

"If you want us to help you, you little furball. All you have to do is say, "Oh human beings, please help me for I need it."" You demanded, imagining the cat dressed as a [favorite animal].

"Now, help me already. Play your cards right, and I'll even let you pet me." The cat proudly said, not acknowledging your demand.

"You're right, [first name]. We didn't see anything."

"What? Wait! okay! Let's make a deal! If you get me out of here, you may pet me for three minutes straight! You can even touch my paws..."

[First/last name] and Saiki Kusuo was already gone.

"I'm so happy my father is allergic to cats." You said happily.

"Wait, okay! You can rub under my chin, too!" The cat meowed.

"As if I'll ever get my hands on you." You said towards the cat, throwing your hands up.

"Just hear me out at least!"

You sighed as you feel bad before dragging Saiki again backt to the cat

"Why is he so arrogant?"

"You know what my ego says?"

"Can't you just say "please help me"?"

"Ahem "Oh human beings, please help me for I need it"." You corrected.

"What she said."

"Please help me? Get real! Who do you think you're talking to? I'm a cat! Why would a proud, elite organism like me, bow my head to a lower being like a human?"

"You're. A. Cat."

When the cat started to blabber about how humans should worship cats, you and the pinknette already was walking away.

"Hey! Come back here!" The cat yelled.

"How many more times are we going to repeat this? This is getting tiring."

"I now know how dog people are."

"You're the one making me repeat myself."

"Let me just say one thing to you." Saiki said, towering the cat.

"What?"

"Say, "Please help me." This is your last chance. We are not coming back again." Saiki said.

"Ahem, ahem "Oh human beings, please help me for I need it"." You corrected. Again.

"What she said."

The cat started being cute which made you look at him as if he's the car version of Nendou.

([A/n]: I'm sorry for all the cat lovers out there. You can ignore that part if you like <3)

Just as the cat assumed you two we're bluffing, you two were slowly sliding away.

"Wait! Okay! I'll say it! You win!" The cat pleaded.

""Please help me. Human." There, happy?" The cat says forcedly.

"Who would find this cute?"

"I'm so lucky I love [favorite/animal] so much."

You stepped aside as Saiki gripped the building hard, parting it enough so that the cat can escape.

"What???"

"Hurry up and get out."

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Just as Saiki would reach towards his bag, the cat thought he would be pet. But.

Saiki only took his bag.

As you pat the cat which made Saiki and the cat slightly surprised.

The cat stiffened as he felt how gentle you are towards him despite the words you said earlier.

"I'm sorry. I just realized cats have feelings." You mumbled softly towards the cat. Which the cat purred and smiled.

'She's not that bad. She's perfect to be my new favorite owner.' the cat thought.

Just before he leans against your hand, you immediately pulled your hand away, wiping it on your skirt.

"But I still love [favorite/animal] more." You said blankly before walking towards Saiki like nothing happened as the cat felt flabbergasted first time.

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([A/n]: Sorry for late update guys. Guess what? My mother took out my g-cash account because I was selling my art commissions at online and she said it was "scam". Hayss I just gave my drawing for free towards my clients now :( Btww I love y'all comments, it's so funny 😭😭)