🎨Palette: Yeah, so the paint is just dried there forever.
✉️Envelope: Ah, interesting!
⚪Cappy, off screen: Envelope! Palette!
🎨: Hm? What’s going on, Cappy?
⚪: There’s a.. guy!
✉️: Oh, I’ve got to see this!
[The guy surrounded by other objects]
🖤East: Let’s make an object show.
[Intro begins]
⚪: OMG I’ve always wanted to be in an object show!!!
🖤:Today’s your lucky day then, Cappy.
🖼️Canvas: Well I don’t want to be a part of this.
[Pitcher’s Replacement]: Me neither.. Not unless there’s a prize?
🖤: Oh… uhh yeah, the prize will be.. this.
[East holds out an (insert something here)]
🍿Popcorn: …What is that
🖤: Ummmm I couldn’t think of anything so I. made this. Thing.
🖼️: Yeah no I’m not playing. [begins to walk away]
🖤:Wait! What if I said you could insert something there? Like, basically… this could be anything!
🖼️: Oh, now you’re taking….
🖤: Yup, if you win, you could earn literally whatever it is you desire. Only if you compete, though.
🖼️: You know what, maybe this won’t be so bad..
⚪: I’m down, let’s get to competing!!
🖤: Okay, your first challenge will be to…. Uhhhmm -
🧤Plastic Glove: Wait, what about teams? Do we get them??
🖤: OH yes, you do. …Get into four teams of four. Okay
[Contestants gather into teams]
✉️: Palette! Let’s be teammates!
🎨: Yeah!
🎀Beau: Can I join you two?
✉️: Sure! This team seems like so much fun already LOL
✒️Eraser Cap: Bookmark, we gotta stay together!
🔖Bookmark: Totally, and Pencil Grip too!!!
[P]Pencil Grip: Hiii guys
🍿Popcorn: Gummy, would you like to be on my team?
🩷Gumball: Uhhm, why not.
[Pitcher’s Replacement]: Canvas, you’re with me [PR pushes 🖼️, off screen]
🖼️: Oh, uh, okay I guess…
[PR]: OH wait, you too! [Reaches for 🥒]
🥒Pickle Jar: Okay
🎈Water Balloon: Hey.. can I join you guys?
✉️: OMG, yeah! [Hug]
🎈: Ooh not so tight please ^^;
🖤: Envelope’s team is completed! Cappy, Lampshade, Plastic Glove, and Sticky have yet to join a team.
🔖: Oh! Oh! We’ll take Cappy!!
⚪: Aw yeah! Hey guys!
🩷: Sticky, you look pretty cool. Wanna join us?
🟨Sticky: Yeah. I’ll join.
🧤:Can I join too?
🩷: Umm.. okay, sure.
[PR]: So that means… Lampshade! You’re with us.
💡Lampshade: Hey.
🖤: Yay, you’re done. [Hand clap] Uhhnmm I assume you want to like, name your teams?
✉️: Yeah, that sounds like fun!
🎨: Do you have any ideas?
✉️: Uhhhh let me think…
[🎀 looks to ✉️]
✉️: OH I know!
✉️: …..I got nothin’.
[Team I Got Nothin’ jingle thingggg]
[insert team booyah]
[🍿 and 🩷 arguing or something]
🍿: Mmhm, well guess what, you’re soo short!
🩷: I’m not SHORTuh!!!!
[I’m Not SHORTuh! jingle]
🩷: WHAT
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my object show
HumorCURRENTLY TRYING TO UPDATE THIS!!!!!! if you like object shows, you could potentially get to work on one or at least contribute to its development! all you gotta do is check out this story, vote on it, and perchance leave a comment or two! who knows...
