THE RETURN TO TRANSCENDENCE TEAM: THE DREADFUL TRUTH

Oh dear god. That was my first thought when I realized I would have to write about NES Godzilla Creepypasta.

It all started in the year 1973. A man named Zimmy was praying to the Idol of Zharka for guidance, who was currently Zharking off on stream. (his favorite dream.) He Zharked so hard the Idol fucking burst into flames again and incinerated the raft that Zimmy lived on.

This was bad news. One saturday after, a famous scientist, Wiggums-Delore Gaster had found out about the incident regarding ZImmy and his raft. He came over to inspect the wreckage, and in place of the legendary idol, was a... waterproof sheet of paper that contained the instructions for accessing some other dimension or something like that. It also contained the source code for an unnamed godzilla game that would prolly work well on the NES. Wait, what's an "NES"? (give it 10 years) He took this code to an-up-and-coming jelly salesman, Manami Moo Matsumae, who was typically on the streets matching multicolored jelly creatures with eyes ( this would usually cause them to die :[ ). Matsumae would then go on to found compile in the great years of Nintendo, but kinda wasn't listening to the personalization part of the instructions and so in the year 1988, when the game was released, the game was a̶b̶s̶o̶l̶u̶t̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶s̶h̶i̶t just kinda mid. But, iconic timetraveling romhacker, Wargelestein Arioton (W. Ario for short) had gotten into contact with the electrician for Wiggums' house, Eart Pinlo. The 2 started brewing up an idea for the worlds best romhack, one that would defy what was possible, at least by standard back then. Using the forgotten instructions that was given for Godzilla - Monster of Monsters, Eart and W. Ario, over the course of many weeks, coded and constructed the legendary Cartage itself.

However, this caught the attention of an evil-ass creature. We don't know who this creature's name is. So, let's just call it "The Amber Creature". But, neither Eart nor WArio were aware of this, and so they sent the cartage over to one of Eart's and Wiggums' friends, Doctor Lawrence, for testing and experimentation. Thus began the Transcendence Project. For whatever reason, three of these subjects all ended up with the same Dante's Inferno scenarios. One of the subjects of Lawrence's project, a certain Jeremy, stumbled upon the Amber Creature, who held a desert eagle against the screen and shot the tester in the head (though this only gave him a seizure). This horrified Jeremy. He had only worked with haunted bears, but a haunted eagle? Now that, was truly fucked up. "OH boggle." Jeremy said in fear. He then died shortly after from blood loss several days later.

Now Dr. Lawerence deemed that these test were not good news (particularly when more dastardly demons started showing up in other testers' playthroughs), but W. Ario needed an extra 5 bucks, and decided to wipe the Cartridge really quick, but then he got a vision from... THE FUTUR (Not to be confused with "The future", which is time.) On Planet FUTUR, and big evil face... started thinking. W. Ario then quit the project to attempt and form an armed force to prepare for the face's arrival. This is when things went wrong. It was now 1998 and everything was falling apart. Some dick lost the cartage, Robot marriage was deemed illegal by the FBI, and the creators of godzilla gave the rights to roland emmerich to make a movie. If only they had followed through with the personalization instructions.... But, there was one detail no history book will tell you about. One chilling Monday night, Roland got a visit from a particular evil face, who came down to deliver a message, "This cartridge right here, I need you to give me the rights to use 'Zilla' if this ever needs it." Roland wasn't entirely convinced despite the situation he's found himself in. "Okay how much will you pay for him" "I have an awesome idea for another monster movie, and you could release it in 10 more years, it's about an asteroid that lands on earth, then a big ass creepy crawly fucks up New York. Just make sure to not tell anyone else this idea, or else you will gain bad luck!"

Roland did end up telling another director, who was named Matt Reeves, and this caused Roland's movie to flop very badly. That was a lot of fish. Roland's wife also ended up leaving him, and ironically she went to marry the Evil Face. They had 4 children who were all normal, except for the 4th one, who was a small Red larva. The face's spouses did not like this child, so the face sorrowfully tucked his kid in a mini rocket and set it's path to Zen-Ith, a peaceful and lush planet. But the face forgot the dash, and sent his son to Zenith by accident. Evil's last message to his son was "Be Gay, and Do Crimes, my child. Be evil but respectable like your pappy."

But what of this game, you may ask? What indeed....