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Sachiko after realizing the superiors had lied about Seiua's Death:
Why the fuck you Lyin?
Why you always Lyin?
Mm OH MY GOD!
STOP FUCKING LYINNN!
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*Traitor soldiers bombing fort Salvation, and killing Sachiko, Nick, and other idiots in the fucking process rip you will not be missed little shits*
Duran: *Facepalms*
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Yuki: Hey how ya'll-
Infected Arrow Tubby: *FUCKING RABIES IN RAT*
Yuki: *Screams in girl* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH!
Controlled Kaspar: It don't bite. *lie lol*
Yuki: YES IT DO GET-
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Moffy: F- Gregory you gotta get out of the car
Gregorio: What? Why?
Moffy: There’s a weight limit!
Gregorio: … Do I fucking look 4 tons to you, ya dick head?!
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And now the funniest thing you ever heard......from far away...
Lenny to Gary from far away: HEY BITCH WHATS UP BITCH!
Gary: *Throws flash grenade*
Lenny, still far away:AAAAHHH-
*explosion*
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*Dipsy trying to escape Fort Salvatore from the traitors, then he sees a rat in the snow*
Dipsy: Aww, It's kind of cute!
*Rat moves*
Dipsy: AAAAHH-
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Tinky Winky after what happened in Fort Salvatore: It is wednesday my dudes,
Tinky Winky: *Screams in the mirror, while crying in a dress*
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Sachiko after regaining her voice but still bed bound from her injuries describing the attack to Captain: -and you just drop and, WHAPOW! Drop down! Say BWAHHHH-
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(Dmitry is another OC by someone else, I just ship him with Sachiko/Prairie too much lol, this also takes place after Decay of Paradise)
*Dmitry and Prairie holding hands and walking down the side walk*
Lenny watching them: oooohh, we're in love and totally not dead inside uuuhhh! Get fucked. Both of you.
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Dmitry before the bomb goes off:
Yoo! It's a girl!
*Sachiko gets trapped in the rubble and goes unconscious from the explosion*
Dmitry: NOOOOOOOO-
*Sachiko is okay, she just needs bandages*
-O, Oh shit she's right here!
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Mike: Hey Miles! You wanna go to the Prom with me?
Miles: No, I'm sorry, I'm a ghost.
Mike: But your not dea-
*Dies by the fucking plant Lady*
Miles: Bye Mikeeee..
(He's not dead, he was resurrected lol)
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Ron, holding a positive pregnancy test:
Babe, look! We did it! Your gonna be a dad!
Sawyer/Guardian: I'm reading Run Away from Home and Die, What is it?
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Sachiko: Whatcha got there?
Lenny with Gary: A smoothie.
(Gary is considered a traitor because he defied the unjust treatment)
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Deuz seeing Sachiko: … waiiit a minute! Who are you!
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*Caricias and Padre playing scrabble*
*Padre places “yeet”*
Caricias: Yeet? What’s that?
Padre: YEET- *flips board over*
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Yep I'm gonna stop here lmao
