(After the events of "Knuckles" and before "Sonic the Hedgehog 3") What do you get when you mix three mobians and six suddenly magically and pretty automatically teenagers with a hint of humor from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? You get a...
(The episode opens at Sweet Justice with the gang watching Lex Luthor on TV)
Karen: Ah, man, Lex Luthor. What a guy.
Lex: (On TV) You know, I've been searching for this particular text for years. I hope the knowledge it contains will help make the world a better place.
(He holds up a book)
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(Zee suddenly spit-takes her ice cream and it ends up all over Sonic's face)
Tails: Ooh....
Zee: Sorry, Sonic...
Sonic: (Regretting his life choices) Why...? Why is it always me.....?
Knuckles: Why did you just spit on the hedgehog?
Zee: Lex Luthor just found the Book of Eternity!
Kara: The what of what now?
Zee: The Book of Eternity. The great wizard Merlin wrote it over 1,500 years ago. It gives whoever holds it the power to know, and thereby control, the future. The Ancients buried it under Stonehenge to keep it out of the hands of mortals. Nobody should have that book!
Tails: Not even a kind-hearted philanthropist like Lex Luthor?
Zee: No. Not even Lex Luthor.
Kara: So what are we gonna do, ask for it nicely? He just spent a fortune to get that thing.
Zee: Well, he can't keep it, it's too dangerous.
Babs: Guess we'll just have to sneak into Lexcorp Tower and take it.
Jessica: You want us to commit a crime?
Babs: No. Stealing a car is a crime. This is friends coming together to pull off a complicated plan that's legally dubious but morally correct while trading banter and wearing cool outfits, all to awesome music! This... Is a heist.
Sonic: This... Is my moment! I can finally be Tom Cruise! Oh! I got it! We call ourselves... The Fresh Beat Band... (Looks around while spy music plays in the background) Of Spies!
Knuckles: No.
Sonic: Hey! I got it from a TV show! Give me a break!
Diana: Assuming this is the course of action we choose, where would we even begin?
Babs: I was born for this, you guys! I have plans, gadgets, disguises.
Sonic: A speedy blue hedgehog that can snatch something in blink of an eye!
Tails: A two-tailed fox with the IQ of 300 and is perfectly ready for a spy mission!
Knuckles: A warrior with brute strength!
Babs: I mean, I'm supposed to go to my grandma's in Gotham this weekend, but I'm sure I can get out of that.
