Dandy's World Oneshots!! [[REQUESTS OPEN]]

(This one was requested by my friend Angel. None of this is meant to be serious or anything, it's all a joke)

Ginger and Bobette were in the delivery room, both of them looking at the newly born baby with wide eyes. 

Bobette: Why does she look so much like you?

Ginger shrugged and tried to avoid the question.

Ginger: What are we going to name her?

Bobette tapped her finger on her chin and pretended to be thinking, deep in thought. 

Bobette: How about Bob.

Ginger looked at Bobette and held the baby close to her.

Ginger: Bob? Who names their child that's a girl, Bob?

Bobette shrugged.

Bobette: I dunno, just seems right I guess.

Ginger looked offended.

Ginger: How about we name her, Talia.

Ginger smiled at the name and the baby. Bobette didn't look so happy tho.

Bobette: I like the name I've chosen, better.

Ginger: Yeah right, like we're naming our kid Bob.

Bobette: It's a good name!

They continued to yell at eachother because they couldn't agree on a name for their child. Bobette began to dig in her bag, looking for something. She then pulled out papers and a pen

Bobette: Sign. Now.

They were divorce papers. Welp you should've seen that coming, if you read the title.

(Why did I even agree to write this. I'm not used to making jokefics and actually making them funny. Welp at least I tried. This was 221 words :3)