Wrong Number: The Adults

Aiden:
I smell colors.
It's wild

Ashlyn:
Aiden

Aiden:
NO NO
BEFORE YOU MAKE A DRUG JOKE
IM BEING SERIOUS THIS TIME

Mike:
And how
Pray tell
Do you smell colors???

Aiden:
Well not smell SMELL but like
They've all got a certain smell associated with them.

Tyler:
Oh really?
Blue

Aiden:
Old navy

Tyler:
Dfuk?

Aiden:
Don't question it

Taylor:
Green?

Aiden:
Hardware stores

Logan:
Purple!

Aiden:
The Disney WORLD not LAND
Anyways the Disney WORLD gift shops

Taylor:
You've been to Disney? Lucky

Ashlyn:
Yellow

Aiden:
Bleach

Ben:
Bleach?
Really?

Aiden:
Yeah. Bleach

Emma:
Red?

Aiden:
The McDonald's ball pit

Jessica:
That's such a gross smell

Aiden:
How would you know you never played with me

Taylor:
DAMN

Daniel:
Orange

Aiden:
Carpet.

William:
Carpet?

Aiden:
Yeah carpet

Naomi:
I kind of figured you'd say oranges or carrots

Aiden:
Oh why because they both happen to be orange?
Wow bold assumption auntie.

Tyler:
Tbh I thought you'd say Ashlyn

Aiden:
...
Fuck off tyler

Tyler:
HA

Mary:
We used to have a friend who smelt colors
He was weird

Logan:
Are you insinuating Aiden isn't?

Mary:
I didn't say that
Aiden is really freaking weird

James:
Yeah but also that friend you talked about wasn't exactly sober most of the time soooo

Mike:
Jesus Christ what kind of friends do you guys have?

Daniel:
They're old they're bound to have some skeletons buried in the closet

Aiden:
DROP THE LORE GRANNY

Logan:
I know it
You don't want to hear it
TRUST ME

Taylor:
BOOOOOO

Tyler:
I'm not surprised

Logan:
Because you're petrified of them?

Tyler:
Y E S
Also they're just strange

Mary:
Sorry what was that?

Tyler:
Nothing ma'am sorry ma'am

Mariana:
Ok how do you listen to her but when I ask you to do something you don't??

Tyler:
Easy
She's Logan's scary grandma
Your my very nice loving mother

Mariana:
Don't try buttering me up