?~{Steve Cobs Returns}~?

Ah yes! yet ANOTHER day of experimental guidance to... my dumb assistant Fan. Is it a bad thing for him to be here since he's dumb? Yes. Does that mean more messy experiments? ABSOLUTELY. I would LOVE to make an exploding potion. BUT we need the research to do all that. We should've or could've done multiple method madness where we get 5 potions and test different ways to make them explode. We will have LOTS of fun, but first, we need to find a way to make Fan WAKE THE HECK(or HEll) UP! I walk up to him, mutter to myself, "holy gosh golly willickers...." and them yell in fan's ear "WAKE UP!!" Fan gets up as I look at him with a scowl "You can't sleep on the JOB. We have experimentally fun or formal activities to do and you just SLEEP?! that is inaccurately TERRIBLE! But you're dumb so I'm letting it slide. for now."
Fan {POV}
"Tube-a-zoid! You can't just scare me like that!... Meanie." I say after Test tube finishes her complaint. I just get up to work! Typing! I love reading out loud, I hope Test tube finds out I finally figured out how to read.... Then she'll be happy! I think I did well on reading. I typed my first word this week! After using typing agent for 10 days straight? I thought it was 10 minutes squiggly!
Mepad {POV}
"I must say that is quite the nice article you have there Fan, I appreciate the design!" I say before making my entrance, "you have a large passion for prehistoric creatures and I see that it has large affects on your mental well-being, from what I have scanned you have been quite ecstatic to a lot of people, they all describe you as cheerful and positive!" Fan looks at me with a big smile, resembling a child "Really???!!!" He says with great excitement in his tone, a bit too excited to be a science assistant most laboratories take but his goggles go down as he runs to tell Test tube, you can tell how that went hmm?